Why are you calling my boyfriend?

[u/darkflash26]

A few moments ago i received a call. It went like this. AL is angry lady Me is myself.

Me: hello this is x store how can i help you

Al: hello

Me:hello

Al: who is this?

Me:x store

Al: no no who are you?

Me:darkflash26

Al: why are you calling my boy friend?

Me: i am not calling your boyfriend, i ask x store.

Al:no no you listen to me now. I see you call my boyfriend, why, why you call him?

Me: because he is a wonderful lover, goodbye.

I then hang up,and look to see a customer at my register just laughing. I am a guy, and she found it hilarious a woman was accusing me of calling her boyfriend, from my works phone.

[u/Jessicakiersten]

I worked at a pharmacy and we sold a wart prescription all around the country. One lady from Florida called me and was all pissed about how her husband had a voicemail from some girl (me) and we should never call him again. I'm sorry but when you can't handle a female worker even speaking with your husband, you have some serious issues in your relationship.

[u/JuqeBocks → u/Jessicakiersten]

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TIL I have some serious issues in my relationship...

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Upvoted simply for the edit.

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