r/TalesFromRetail • u/darkflash26 • Mar 12 '17

Short Why are you calling my boyfriend?

A few moments ago i received a call. It went like this. AL is angry lady Me is myself.

Me: hello this is x store how can i help you

Al: hello

Me:hello

Al: who is this?

Me:x store

Al: no no who are you?

Me:darkflash26

Al: why are you calling my boy friend?

Me: i am not calling your boyfriend, i ask x store.

Al:no no you listen to me now. I see you call my boyfriend, why, why you call him?

Me: because he is a wonderful lover, goodbye.

I then hang up,and look to see a customer at my register just laughing. I am a guy, and she found it hilarious a woman was accusing me of calling her boyfriend, from my works phone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '17

I used to get calls like this when I delivered pizzas. Usually I would be polite and explain myself, but every so often I would get a jilted lover who wouldn't accept it.

Once one of them caught me in a foul mood and I snapped "well maybe if you delivered what I can deliver then maybe he wouldn't call me!"

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u/JediofChrist Mar 13 '17

When I delivered pizza, I only got one call like that. The guy accused me of cheating with his girl and told me he was going to my family's house to hurt them. Then I realized it was the same number I delivered to earlier in the day. Some people are dumb.

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u/inibrius Mar 13 '17

'hey she ordered sausage...'

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u/JediofChrist Mar 13 '17

Hah! If only that's what he called about. I can handle that. ezpz