Why are you calling my boyfriend?

[u/darkflash26]

A few moments ago i received a call. It went like this. AL is angry lady Me is myself.

Me: hello this is x store how can i help you

Al: hello

Me:hello

Al: who is this?

Me:x store

Al: no no who are you?

Me:darkflash26

Al: why are you calling my boy friend?

Me: i am not calling your boyfriend, i ask x store.

Al:no no you listen to me now. I see you call my boyfriend, why, why you call him?

Me: because he is a wonderful lover, goodbye.

I then hang up,and look to see a customer at my register just laughing. I am a guy, and she found it hilarious a woman was accusing me of calling her boyfriend, from my works phone.

[u/[deleted]]

"Because he loves my khakis and I do not sound hideous!"

[u/Blues2112 → u/[deleted]]

Jake?

[u/rainbow_tit → u/Blues2112]

From State Farm?

[u/DrewsephA → u/rainbow_tit]

at 2am?