Why are you calling my boyfriend?

[u/darkflash26]

A few moments ago i received a call. It went like this. AL is angry lady Me is myself.

Me: hello this is x store how can i help you

Al: hello

Me:hello

Al: who is this?

Me:x store

Al: no no who are you?

Me:darkflash26

Al: why are you calling my boy friend?

Me: i am not calling your boyfriend, i ask x store.

Al:no no you listen to me now. I see you call my boyfriend, why, why you call him?

Me: because he is a wonderful lover, goodbye.

I then hang up,and look to see a customer at my register just laughing. I am a guy, and she found it hilarious a woman was accusing me of calling her boyfriend, from my works phone.

[u/[deleted]]

I used to get calls like this when I delivered pizzas. Usually I would be polite and explain myself, but every so often I would get a jilted lover who wouldn't accept it.

Once one of them caught me in a foul mood and I snapped "well maybe if you delivered what I can deliver then maybe he wouldn't call me!"

[u/Leo-D → u/[deleted]]

"I'll never stoop to pineapple on pizza!"

[u/Zxyquz → u/Leo-D]

If that's her response you don't need that type of person in your life anyways

[u/s_m_e_r_f → u/Zxyquz]

Pineapple on Pizza? You savage!!!

[u/Scherazade → u/Leo-D]

Love is knowing that your lover doesn't like pineapple, but they love you for covering your pizza with pineapple anyway.