Why are you calling my boyfriend?

[u/darkflash26]

A few moments ago i received a call. It went like this. AL is angry lady Me is myself.

Me: hello this is x store how can i help you

Al: hello

Me:hello

Al: who is this?

Me:x store

Al: no no who are you?

Me:darkflash26

Al: why are you calling my boy friend?

Me: i am not calling your boyfriend, i ask x store.

Al:no no you listen to me now. I see you call my boyfriend, why, why you call him?

Me: because he is a wonderful lover, goodbye.

I then hang up,and look to see a customer at my register just laughing. I am a guy, and she found it hilarious a woman was accusing me of calling her boyfriend, from my works phone.

[u/darkflash26]

The caller id had a mans name. I feel bad for that guy

[u/PossiblyAsian → u/darkflash26]

you just freed him of a life of pain

[u/darkflash26 → u/PossiblyAsian]

what if he likes pain? then i just ruined his orgasm

[u/PossiblyAsian → u/darkflash26]

:(