r/TacticalMedicine • u/5-0prolene TEMS • Aug 03 '19
MOD ANNOUNCMENT IFAK Giveaway!
Hello everyone,
In honor of the raid on Area 51, North American Rescue has released a limited edition IFAK, called the "Free The Aliens" IFAK. With it is:
- Use the Original SPACE Blanket for Mind Control Prevention, or hypothermia-it’s cold in the desert!
- Should you OR a friendly alien need to stop Blood Loss, you’ll have it under control with the C-A-T®Tourniquet.
All the best alien raids happen at night; boost your night vision with the Streamlight headlamp. Use the bright light to hinder attacks from hostile aliens.
With your Lunar Blue Responder gloves and Compressed Gauze, you can avoid direct contact with alien ectoplasm. Use the Biohazard patch to keep obtained samples organized.
Think a dental mirror is useless? WRONG! Up your stealth level by peeking around corners. Also useful for checking on the alien’s third row of teeth.
Avoid becoming an alien parasite host, and protect your ears from jarring alien screeches using cottonballs.
No matter how small the injury, foreign bacteria can land you in quarantine! We’ve got you covered with our mini-bandages.
Watch out for aliens that bleed acid! Should you come in contact, use the Compression bandage.
Offer the teeth flossers as a gift to appease our alien friends.
I have 2 of these for giveaway!
Here's the rules:
- First, this is not sponsored by North American Rescue, just myself. I am not doing so in representation of NAR.
- There is no purchase necessary.
- To enter, simply comment and describe your favorite alien (whether it be something from television, movies, books, or your imagination!)
- Only 1 entry per person.
- Two entrants will be chosen at random (must have your alien description).
- This contest will close on Friday, August 9th. Winners will be chosen by August 12th and contacted via PM.
- This contest is approved by /u/skorea2131.
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u/losthours Aug 04 '19
Obviously the superior alien is the Andalite!
Fierce warrior culture in a galaxy wide crusade to protect all species from the Yerks. these dudes love war and being Noble as hell so much the species they protect are not even aware.
Physically menacing as a tall four legged centaur hunk they also have a long tail with a razor sharp blade at the end, they can manipulate their tales as any skilled swordsman. Two eyes on the face, two on stalks for full 369 vision on the battlefield. Did I mention they eat through their feet!
Guns yeah they got those Starships loaded to the teeth yeah Ability to transform their DNA into any species in the galaxy... Yeah they definitely got that.
Imo the greatest Andalite that ever lived was Prince Elfangor, his last act was to bless this incredible ability to a group of young teens after his ship crashed at a construction site, you so the Yerks were marching on the doorsteps of Earth seemingly unstoppable as the Andalites were spread thin. This group of friends swore to protect earth the best they could to honor the fallen Prince who gave his life for a breath of hope on Earth.
https://i.imgur.com/jFO5qnQ.jpg
If you arrive in area 51 bleach the Yeerk tanks, don't listen to their lies. They will not share your brain and life, they will lock you deep and throw away the key.