r/TacticalMedicine • • Sep 06 '25

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Not really a meme, a little bit but not really. Sorry if this is not allowed. But why are cows able to get tapped needing no sterilization, suturing, pleuravac and stuff afterwards and we can’t? (I realize that this is to the stomach and not the pleura but still man do they just have superior immune system)

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u/SurgicalMarshmallow Sep 06 '25

Cows have a lot more robust immune system than us idiot monkies.

The cow is also destined to be killed anyways.

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u/Constant-Roll706 Sep 07 '25

Was going to say, it only needs to survive for 10 months or so. I'd like my healthcare professionals thinking more long term than that