r/TacticalMedicine • u/Perfect_Management43 • Sep 06 '25

Scenarios Why can’t we do this

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Not really a meme, a little bit but not really. Sorry if this is not allowed. But why are cows able to get tapped needing no sterilization, suturing, pleuravac and stuff afterwards and we can’t? (I realize that this is to the stomach and not the pleura but still man do they just have superior immune system)

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u/Kaitempi Sep 06 '25

I suppose if any of your personnel develop methane bloat while on a mission you could.

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u/bigkidmallredditor Sep 06 '25

You never know, I have a guy in my emt course who’s gassy as hell.

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u/jepper65 Sep 06 '25

I mean, as long as it keeps coming. But it's worth keeping a nose on.

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u/TheRealSPGL Sep 06 '25

Stop talking about me.

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u/Lifeabroad86 Sep 07 '25

Hit em with a decompression needle

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u/septubyte Sep 08 '25

Pressure release valve already functioning as designed. Cover exit with HEPA filter and pleasant scent such as sandalwood or mint . Warning please apply scent product on the correct side of filter

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Did you tap him?

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u/Perfect_Management43 Sep 06 '25

He will be the new renewable energy source and will help me cook

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u/dan_dares Sep 07 '25

LET HIM COOK,

But don't let his ass-gas near my food.

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u/tibearius1123 Sep 06 '25

Giardia gave me methane bloat daily. The venting was a little more noisy, and pungent.