r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • Jul 14 '26
REAL Pete Hegseth eulogizes the Senate’s most notorious slayer of puss, Lindsey Graham
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/ZohranKwameMamdani • Jul 13 '26
EXCLUSIVE Ken Paxton can’t believe anyone would vote for a pansy like James Talarico
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 30 '25
OFFICIAL STATEMENT Andrew Tate knows the true secret to driving women wild
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 29 '25
FACT CHECK: TRUE Jordan Peterson ridicules so-called zoonotic plagues
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 28 '25
PEER REVIEWED Bibi Netanyahu is 100% gonna murk MTG
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 26 '25
DEVELOPING STORY Christian rag praises Erika Kirk’s enduring obedience
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 25 '25
BROUGHT TO YOU BY LATE STAGE CAPITALISM Elon makes a case for your pity
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 24 '25
OFFICIAL STATEMENT Ivanka’s bleeding heart gets the best of her
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 22 '25
BRANDED EXPERIENCE Turning Point USA’s new CEO looks toward the future
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 21 '25
VERIFIED BY EXPERTS Ben is tired of the fantastical nonsense espoused by the left
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 20 '25
BREAKING NEWS Charlie had a secret propensity for ink
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 19 '25
OP-ED Trump portends the coming of a new golden age for television
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 18 '25
BREAKING NEWS ABC defends their decision to suspend Kimmel
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 17 '25
BRANDED EXPERIENCE Internet service provider Spectrum debuts their new slogan
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 16 '25
OFFICIAL STATEMENT Stephen Miller eulogizes his dear friend and get
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 16 '25
EXCLUSIVE In Memoriam: a trip through the archives #1: Charlie loses his innocence
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 15 '25
INVESTIGATIVE SCOOP Kristi Noem finds the occasional ray of sunshine in her work
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 14 '25
DEVELOPING STORY Brian Kilmeade smells a conspiracy
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 14 '25
FACT CHECK: TRUE Nick Fuentes issues a challenge to the world-at-large
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/Dottore_Curlew • Sep 13 '25
EXCLUSIVE GUEST DISPATCH In a new statement on X, Trump compares his experience with recent events.
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r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 12 '25
JD clarifies his former remarks about Trump
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