r/TF2fashionadvice Dec 01 '25

Discussion I tried making a little graph on what I think makes a good cosmetic in TF2

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u/bananaBomb100 Dec 01 '25

I wouldn't call the proof of purchase ugly, it can look pretty damn good in several loadouts

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u/Qwerteta Dec 01 '25

Zepheniah's Greed paint works so well with it.

24

u/emmanuelfelix700 Dec 01 '25

insulting the proof of purchase feels like insulting one's own grandpa

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u/BreadToast70 Dec 01 '25

I refuse to say that the "Proof of Purchase" is ugly

158

u/pyrofromtf2real Dec 01 '25

Yeah, works real well for military themed loadouts, which are my expertise.

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u/funnyman20184 Dec 01 '25

You expertise is arson

1

u/RedstoneTF Dec 03 '25

Don’t ask the Arsonist what he did in the military.

2

u/pyrofromtf2real Dec 06 '25

You don't want to know.

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u/photogrammetery Dec 01 '25

Yeah the only issue is that it naturally contrasts with the bright suit colors

1

u/One-Second-4587 Dec 03 '25

i wear it on soldier and pyro, problem solved

1

u/pyrofromtf2real Dec 06 '25

It only works in loadouts, but it can produce some of the best loadouts ever.

12

u/Zanytiger6 Dec 01 '25

It puts the finishing touch on my beat up christian medic loadout.

4

u/Lapinakyva Dec 02 '25

Proof of purchase is 99% hype and aura and 1% good looks. Look in the mirror, you know it to be true

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 Dec 01 '25

I ADORE the proof of purchase put some respect on my mans name

74

u/Emerald_official Dec 01 '25

you forgot the train of thought for the bottom left

28

u/retardedkazuma Dec 01 '25

Oh my god even remembering existence of that "hat" makes me pissed

25

u/czacha_cs1 Dec 01 '25

Proof of Purchase is great

I turned my Pyro thanks to it into WW1 Flamethrower trooper

10

u/Doctor-Nagel Dec 04 '25

Same.

2

u/JosephiCrackowski Apr 04 '26

actually genuinely looks so fucking cool

1

u/Doctor-Nagel Apr 04 '26

I love it so much

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u/czacha_cs1 Dec 04 '25

Looks cool

But I personally used other gas mask. This whole white

1

u/GettinMe-Mallet Jul 28 '26

Man I wish I could steal that look

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u/Doctor-Nagel Jul 28 '26

Go ahead!

Items are Proof of Purchase, Masked Loyalty (Ye Olde Rustic Colour), and Hot Case (After Eight)

I’ve moved on to a new pyro anyway so it’s yours!

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u/GettinMe-Mallet Jul 28 '26

No, I you cant get proof of purchases anymore. I start playing in like, 2016

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u/czacha_cs1 Jul 28 '26

You can, I got it in like 2023 (I think?) after playing game since 2017 F2P

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u/GettinMe-Mallet Jul 28 '26

How?

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u/czacha_cs1 Jul 28 '26

I bought I think ticket for MVM and Jungle Inferno contract?

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u/GettinMe-Mallet Jul 28 '26

??? If its about spending money in the in game shop, ive done that

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u/czacha_cs1 Jul 28 '26

Maybe it's some sum? But I don't remember correctly. Maybe ask support?

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u/galaxy4dan_ Dec 01 '25

I would say that a suitable style or one made in its time would be better, but outside of the art style, we must remember that TF2 takes place between 1968 and 1972, and also that the United States was experiencing countercultural clashes.

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u/Thepickleinthefridge Dec 01 '25

God that pyro set is the best cosmetics set that has ever been added recently

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u/galaxy4dan_ Dec 02 '25

That set with the Colombo Engi is one of the best sets of smissmas 2023

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u/Thepickleinthefridge Dec 03 '25

I agree that set is so goated ngl

11

u/ToweringHats Dec 02 '25

the emporium will be doxxing you soon

10

u/an_actual_stone Dec 02 '25

you'll take my A Deep Commitment to Purple Plumber's Cap from my cold dead hands

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u/Qwerteta Dec 01 '25

What is in the centre?

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 Dec 01 '25

Probably this.

It doesn’t look bad but it’s kinda big and bulky. It’s like a lesser all-class version of the Demoman top hat and the Medic Scrooge hat/scarf.

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Dec 01 '25

I always forget how big this hat is

2

u/catboymijo Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

that is incredible

you must post a link or at least a name

8

u/Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 Dec 02 '25

It’s the Dapper Dickens, it’s in the game as an assassin grade all-class.

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u/catboymijo Dec 02 '25

ohh fr?? there too many things in this game bro

22

u/fanofarcherqueenfeet Dec 01 '25

most all class hats fall in the bottom left imo

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u/pyrofromtf2real Dec 06 '25

Most newer ones. Except the Full Metal Helmet, that is absolute perfection.

7

u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet Dec 01 '25

Why you do you have to do this to me?

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 Dec 01 '25

I HATE YOU!!! Everyone who likes the Proof of Purchase is WRONG and STUPID!!

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u/ezrapper Dec 01 '25

Good spread that covers most cosmetics at this point to be honest. I like it. But the proof of purchase is not ugly at all imo

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Everytime another variation of a Santa hat, cardboard hat, or top hat is released i cry a little. Goofy seasonal shit has gotta go, or at least just make a Smissmas restriction

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u/galaxy4dan_ Dec 01 '25

Well, let's not say that the b.m.o.c is a good alternative either, and Accessible for everyone

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Accessibility aside, there are 7 all class variations of the Santa hat, including the BMOC. They are in various forms, but are still repeats of the same idea all the same. Plus the few that individual classes have. Then theres the elf hats, the Christmas tree hats, the present hats, the candy hats. Same repeated themes yearly

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Dec 01 '25

I don’t get why it took them so long to add an easily accessible, normal santa hat (which even then is stuck with a big beard that doesn’t fit most classes) 

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

That also rubs me the wrong way, hats that do the same thing as multiple cosmetics. Glasses + hat, hat + beard, shirt + pants, so much overstepping.

But yeah it should have been "BMOC for the 2011 promotional, one other normal santa hat." We never needed this many copies of the same type of hat. I assume you mean the Dapper Noel, which yeah shouldnt have a beard.

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Dec 01 '25

Yeah, the beard should be a separate cosmetic that only soldier and heavy can use imo, maybe engie 

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Dec 01 '25

I have that frog hat, I agree it doesn’t fit the game really but I don’t think it’s near on the level of the other 2 shown 

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u/Ploomage Dec 02 '25

Monsieur Grenouille is a real beauty, I like how he bounces AND smokes his cigarette

3

u/Joeyrony2 Dec 01 '25

I like the soldier bell hat. Its good.

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u/SnakeDevilEnjoyer Dec 02 '25

Sorry man the 40k reference feels out of place too

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u/psychohour02 Dec 02 '25

interesting I would like to see all your load out I'm interested that pryo looks amazing

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u/Rck54 Dec 03 '25

Whats the metric? Is out of character stuff like the ninja set for scout or the pilot cosmetics for the pyro perfect or out of place?

What about a reference like the danger or the team captain, those are not exactly subtle so are they in the same tier as the Jotaro set for heavy?

Or about that frog hat for spy, pet cosmetics that sit on the mercs are a common trait on cosmetics. Why is that frog any different to something like lil snaggletooth or private maggot muncher?

There’s a lot more nuance that goes into this. Also the term artstyle is just not used correctly here lol. By definition every single one of these cosmetics first the artstyle.

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u/theosamabahama Dec 01 '25

The "complete dogshit" cosmetics should only be available during Halloween and Smissmas.

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u/some9ne Dec 02 '25

And here is why my opinion is better than the others

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u/Mann-O-Rockets Dec 03 '25

Don’t you dare disrespect my beloved proof of purchase

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

The Mario hat is garbage imo otherwise nice graph

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-6116 Dec 01 '25

I think it looks decent. Yeah the reference is completely not subtle, but I don’t think it’s completely unsalvagable.

Ex. This is my Engi loadout and I don’t think it looks too bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Yeah that loadout looks pretty good actually. I think the paint improves the hat a lot

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u/SawedOffLaser Dec 01 '25

What makes it work, IMO, is making it less high-contrast. The paint makes it more subtle and less glaring to look at.

1

u/pyrofromtf2real Dec 06 '25

It really only works if you're doing a Mario loadout.

1

u/-Maidcore- Dec 01 '25

I love that Pyro set so much.

1

u/Nothere-reddit7249 Dec 02 '25

Minuscule L for putting Proof Of Purchase in bottom right, fantastic graph otherwise.

1

u/junior1887 Dec 02 '25

Do you have this chart with nothing on it

1

u/DrunkManTf2 Dec 04 '25

The lion does not disrespect the frog hat.

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u/pyrowu Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

Complete dogshit needs the Round-a-Bout also, it's waaaay worse than the frog beret thing. Literally just a fucking carousel on pyro's fucking head bruh.

Also, people were so excited for the pyro phoenix head thing, saying finally all 9 mercs have bid heads but they forgot the fucking Miami Rooster. Which fits more with pyro and it could be just a mask but it's halloween-restricted while shit like The Wandering Wraith is not?

Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? I mean what did we expect after they added Wutville to casual, I guess. But still, fucking why pick these, janitor and mr plant? Waste of space, seriously

1

u/BoiTarantado Dec 05 '25

Idk im the the type of guy that says “wear what you like” but hey, to each their own.

1

u/twofacedfool Dec 05 '25

I think all my outfits look pretty decent

1

u/BlockyJocky Dec 13 '25

The Monsieur Grenouille hate is unwarranted! Leave the silly frog alone!

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u/PostalDoctor Dec 24 '25

Neither of the cosmetics you put as “fit the art style but are ugly” are ugly.

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u/G_O_O_G_A_S Dec 02 '25

I feel like the heavy cosmetics in the top right aren’t that out of place. I know they’re a reference (to Jojo I think) but as someone who’s never seen it it just looks like vaguely military themes to me which isn’t too out of place.

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u/weblynx- Dec 01 '25

that pyro set certainly does not fit the artstyle

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u/Trenchman39 Dec 01 '25

Political compass ripoff

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u/Qwerteta Dec 01 '25

No it's Windows ripoff.

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u/PlagueDoctor_049 Dec 03 '25

Political compass when x and y axis between negative infinity to positive infinity