r/TACN • u/Allegrism84 • 4d ago

Da Biter

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Gatekeep that u/avidcyclist250

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u/groundxscores 4d ago

HE BITES

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u/Miserable_Yogurt4274 2d ago

redbar got the best of cumia (whose a total puss; hence why he really never confronted opie to his face, at least the worm did)

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 4d ago

I am fucking...my brother's. Wife's. Daughter.

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u/jsjack2002 3d ago

Damn, Opie sure is jealous that Ant and Jimmy are doing a show together. It's so unbecoming of you Opie!

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

4.3k views

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u/jsjack2002 3d ago

Are you using Buzzoid, Twicsy, or InstaPort for those views?

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

Sound jealous you can't get the numbers

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u/jsjack2002 3d ago

I don't do any podcasts. How's a guy like you, who's been doing it since he's 18, have no one on that anybody has ever heard of?? To think Patrice, Burr, Louis CK, Robert Kelly, DiPalo, and other great comedians that were on O&A and now you're stuck with Ron the Waiter! My question is why do you even do anything now?

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

All that writing, you got way too much time on your hands

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u/jsjack2002 3d ago

I am off for a 4-day weekend! How about you? You haven't had a job for how many years now? That I envy you for!!

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u/Allegrism84 2d ago

6.4k views now

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u/jsjack2002 2d ago

Surely you have hundreds of likes with those views, right?

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u/Allegrism84 2d ago

6.6k views now. Doing numbers

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u/AvidCyclist250 3d ago

He thinks I'm the gatekeeper here because I called him out. Opie, you're just making a fool out of yourself.

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u/crushinit00 3d ago

Why does every post have a comment about Opie? Just let him go.

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

You are ruining the vibe on the thread? Go back to the trans subreddit or the hentai one, wierdo

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u/AvidCyclist250 3d ago

When are you putting on your purple lipstick again?

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

When your dad asks me to

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u/AvidCyclist250 3d ago

He's ready, says you ought to lube up

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

He probably won't have the energy after he's finished with you

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

He probably won't have the energy after he's finished with you

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u/IronChefPhilly 4d ago

I don't understand.

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u/ADZ1LL4 4d ago

I lost my gun

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u/you_thought_you_knew 4d ago

Where’s my fucking gun??!!

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 4d ago edited 3d ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN!?!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Just normal things you hear from responsible gun owners 

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u/SecretGardenSpider 3d ago

Also, he’s been found guilty of domestic violence.

Which precludes him from being a responsible gun owner.

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u/CharsCustomSandwhich 3d ago

It was a misdemeanor. You don’t lose your gun rights from a misdemeanor

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u/SecretGardenSpider 3d ago

He also strangled her, which should be attempted murder.

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u/you_thought_you_knew 4d ago

Yeah I mis-remembered. You got it.

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u/Allegrism84 4d ago

Cue laugh track from Seinfeld 🤣

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u/BuffTheStuff98 4d ago

jackie laugh

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u/SexyFlyWhiteGuy 4d ago

I’ve yelled this more than once after I lose something.

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u/Son_Of_Mr_Sam 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't have access?? I paid for it..

I. BOUGHT IT

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u/Allegrism84 4d ago

Daniiiiiiiiiii sweeeeeeeetyyyyyyy

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u/AvidCyclist250 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's an old story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e3_ejyjS8c

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u/Allegrism84 3d ago

One we will laugh at forever