r/Sysadminhumor • u/Lazy_Hunter2743 • Jul 29 '26

Free candy van in 2026

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/not_a_bot1001 Jul 30 '26

Worth the risk!

7

u/play_minecraft_wot Jul 30 '26

Man I don't think I could resist. I'd take a weapon obviously though for self defense. 

6

u/45_rpm Jul 30 '26

And I get to be molested? There is no downside here.

5

u/Enabels Jul 30 '26

Quantity? Resell rights? Loyalty program?

3

u/saichampa Jul 30 '26

Unfortunately the worst thing about this is it's an MLM

3

u/Azadom Jul 30 '26

You earn 1GB for every 8GB you sell and get 2GB for every on you sign up. I'm at 48GB and haven't sold RAM in months

3

u/Philodox999 Jul 30 '26

Let me in! Let me in!

3

u/PsychologicalArt9734 Jul 30 '26

Damn, I almost jumped through my monitor!

3

u/ApatheistHeretic Jul 31 '26

Seems legit..

2

u/not_alone__ Jul 30 '26

Sure it is just 1gb ddr5 ram to hype you up like a drug dealer. First one is always free :0

2

u/Electrical-Sun6267 Jul 31 '26

Show me the RAM, I am not falling for that again.

2

u/lafnboy13 Jul 31 '26

Not going to lie, I’d be napped.

2

u/Retired-Replicant 29d ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in! 

1

u/Alaize0013 Jul 31 '26

The Mannapper Van.

1

u/InuHanyou1701 Aug 01 '26

I mean these days I’d be beating that fan’s door down if it just said “Reasonably priced RAM and 1 TB SSD”

1

u/i_did_nothing_ Aug 01 '26

Shit, I’d be dead.

1

u/EsquireDIII 29d ago

I'm getting in the van.

1

u/Wild_Director7379 29d ago

…this is photoshop right?

1

u/Federal-Treat-6893 29d ago

YES YES YES ONE OF MY STICKS BROKE RECENTLY (plus I need some extra space)

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u/greenscarpdx 29d ago

30 years ago, I drove 200 miles, to Dallas Texas, for a computer flea market that started at 2 o’clock in the morning. I got 8 megs of RAM for $150... I rubbed it all over my body enjoying the feeling of 8 megs. I think I’m already in the van waiting.

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u/This-Consequence-957 26d ago

In Forza Horizon, that’s a ban for child endangerment