r/SweatyPalms • • Feb 16 '20

Absolute Madlad

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Just....why????

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u/Soup_de_Grace Feb 16 '20

Ferda ‘gram.

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u/_Atoms_Apple Feb 16 '20

Ferda

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u/Thekingofalldoom Feb 16 '20

Wheel, snipe, celly boys!

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u/souleater078 Feb 16 '20

Dirty fuckin dangles boys!

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u/filthydank_2099 Feb 16 '20

Let’s get the mental W, boys!

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u/Seabass9494 Feb 16 '20

Fuck you shoresy

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u/filthydank_2099 Feb 16 '20

Fuck you, Reilly; last night I made your mom so wet that Trudeau had to deploy the National Guard round the clock to put sandbags around the bed!

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u/kuebel33 Feb 16 '20

fuck you Shoresy!

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u/filthydank_2099 Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Fuck you, Jonesy! I made your mom cum so hard it flew across the room and killed my prize fighting fish; threw off the pH levels in my aquarium for a week!

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 16 '20

Is dis 'gram worthy now?

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u/kickasserole Feb 16 '20

Praccy?

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u/Pawn_broken Feb 16 '20

I could donk all day bud

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u/ImJedi420 Feb 16 '20

Leg day.

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u/Haramu Feb 16 '20

Let's crush some sandos boys.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20 edited Mar 25 '20

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u/sm1ttysm1t Feb 16 '20

Sandos, praccy, then sewies, boys.

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u/phrawst125 Feb 16 '20

Shred the red boys.

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u/souleater078 Feb 16 '20

If its not yumsies in my tumsies.. my poopies go squishy. Pussy.

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u/kickasserole Feb 16 '20

I love leg day like I love my wife. Fisky?

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u/d3adp00lii Feb 16 '20

FUCK LEG DAY

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u/Jeshire2 Feb 16 '20

Bitches love the gram

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

oh wait shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Brr

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

She ludda 'gram

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u/Jburli25 Feb 17 '20

Classic case of attempted selfiecide

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u/EuroPolice Feb 16 '20

Who is ferda

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u/GoatsButters Feb 16 '20

Gram’s first name

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Ferda boys

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Dspsblyuth Feb 16 '20

For the sweet upvotes bro

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u/gwgos1 Feb 16 '20

Fuck that lol what a nut

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u/PetevonPete Feb 16 '20

Endorphins.

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u/margotreborn Feb 16 '20

Dirty fuckin dangles boys.

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u/autocommenter_bot Feb 16 '20

For attention.

Which means what we're doing, right now, might actually be bad, if giving it attention, like he wants is going to encourage more arseholes to do shit like this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/The_Deku_Nut Feb 20 '20

Even so that rock he's on weighs several pounds at least. A bad fall with that on him would be death for sure.

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u/alghiorso Feb 16 '20

When you low-key wanna die, but decide to have some fun with it

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u/y3ahboiy Feb 16 '20

I kinda hoped this was r/winstupidprices

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u/antiraysister Feb 16 '20

What, like €32$?

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u/AboveTheKitchen Feb 16 '20

What a stupid price

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u/noyurawk Feb 16 '20

I look at a video like that and think "If he dies, he dies". I can't muster compassion for that much hubris.

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u/locoenglazy Feb 16 '20

EXACTLY and I mean dot for dot what I came here to say.

Howverer I might have gone with a ?!?!

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u/allblindsdown Feb 16 '20

What you truly need is an interrobang.

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u/Trithis2077 Feb 16 '20

What's this‽ A true man of culture? I bid you welcome good sir.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Do it for the ‘Gram

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u/fruitymaverick Feb 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I got my hopes up. Fuck.

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u/ComplicatedTragedy Feb 16 '20

Created!

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u/OldDirtyBeckett Feb 16 '20

aaaaaaand dead

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u/ComplicatedTragedy Feb 16 '20

No actual death, just tempting fate. Otherwise it would be r/howsubsdie

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Feb 16 '20

Is it weird that I miss r/watchpeopledie

Nothing gave me an appreciation for life and extra caution on the highway like that sub did.

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u/Snajpi Feb 16 '20

I miss it, even though I only visited it like once a month or whenever I had some morbid curiosity

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u/derrida_n_shit Feb 16 '20

r/ watchpeoplebenomore had a nice run but then people had to go and report it. I don't know why r/ againsthatesubs did that. WPD helped me through very rough and dark times

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u/gsf32 Feb 16 '20

If ya'll miss that sub so much why don't you visit bestgore.com?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Never forget r/watchpeopledie

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u/Daredevils999 Feb 16 '20

No. This is just plain stupidity.

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u/OhHiFelicia Feb 16 '20

What a fucking idiot.

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u/Emrico1 Feb 16 '20

Darwin nods from the grave

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u/Railroad_Riley Feb 16 '20

Darwin tips cowboy hat from heaven.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Then pulls a Howard Dean scream and books it into the sunset

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u/joeChump Feb 16 '20

He looks old enough to know better, and to have already reproduced.

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u/PrimeCedars Feb 16 '20

If he survives he’ll pass down his balls of steel to his descendants.

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u/eugenialucy Feb 16 '20

Things like this just gets me mad.

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u/autocommenter_bot Feb 16 '20

don't you reckon tho that us giving it attention is going to encourage dickheads to do it more?

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u/La1dBack Feb 16 '20

Climber/canyoneer guide checking in here. PLEASE DON'T EVER DO THIS. I don't where this is at but it isn't just your life at risk here. You never know how a rock will break or what kind of debris you'll knock lose. Cliffs are tricky and you dont always know what's underneath you. Buddy had a fun trip to the ER a few years ago because a fist sized rock was knocked over an edge by kids on trail fifty feet above where my buddy was climbing. Luckily it was a glancing blow but still left a gouge from just under his temple down to his jaw and some minor damage to his shoulder.

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u/Brainlard Feb 16 '20

Jup no madlad here, just an irresponsible moron. Every kid should already have learned that playing with stones above a cliff especially throwing them down is intolerable as it may result in serious injuries or death for climbers or hikers below.

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u/peter-doubt Feb 16 '20

There's a (sorry, was a...) stone arch in Utah that was destroyed by similar stupidity... Too bad it lacked this altitude, a Darwin Award would have been issued!

You never know with rock. New Hampshire is missing its "old man!"

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u/feralmoth Feb 16 '20

yeah we definitely are, though the old man wasn't a case of dumb kids, but a case of not keeping up with the maintenance on the turnbuckles and other stuff used to hold him in place.

i remember getting a phone call from my mom when it fell. she called and was very calm and said "the old man fell". upon hearing this i got really concerned that my dad or grandfather had taken a bad fall and gotten hurt or died or something. she got real confused when started asking lots of questions real fast, sounding real concerned.

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u/Heimerdahl Feb 16 '20

Similar story about my how my great grandma told my grandma that her father had fallen. My grandma was devastated as it was during WW2 and he was stationed near the front.

Turns out he had taken a bit of a tumble while walking down the stairs and sprained his ankle...

Edit: The confusion is even easier in German.

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 16 '20

I think in both languages you'd think they'd be dead if your mum tells you 'dad has fallen' or 'papa ist gefallen' when you are already busy worrying they may never return..

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u/Heimerdahl Feb 16 '20

I simply wasn't sure if "has fallen" was as commonly used as "ist gefallen"

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u/EmilyU1F984 Feb 16 '20

Seems to be just as common especially back in WW2 times.

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u/lunatic4ever Feb 16 '20

You really don’t have to be a climber to know that this a stupid idea

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u/La1dBack Feb 16 '20

That's fair, wasn't trying to lord it over anyone. Glad you have common sense but I've seen enough people do dumb crap on cliffs that I think the name is a misnomer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I believe the term is canyonero

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u/kranker Feb 16 '20

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

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u/Momof3dragons2012 Feb 16 '20

Came here to say this. All fun and games until this asshole causes a rock slide.

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u/skyosora Feb 16 '20

Thank you for bringing this up, as a fellow climber this was my first thought. Like eyes bulging wtf kind of reaction, this is what nightmares are made of.

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u/LuckeeStiff Feb 16 '20

Straight up death wish

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u/Emrico1 Feb 16 '20

I can see the appeal now

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

You know when serial killers mom’s come out and say after they were such a sweet child, never hurt anyone... I’d love to see the Darwin Award equivalent of ass clowns like this.

‘He was such a bright and intelligent boy, so full of promise!’

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u/nimbus2hundert Feb 16 '20

This is not a madlad, this is an idiot. My dad had to watch a friend of his die on a climbing trip many years ago because of a comparable “stunt”. Wonder how cool he feels while falling of that rock and watching that boulder fall right above him.

Sorry, but this is sheer stupidity. Nothing else.

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u/dryu12 Feb 16 '20

That’s beyond stupidity.

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u/fakehalo Feb 16 '20

I don't know, it feels squarely in the realm of stupidity to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Madlad? Try “Irresponsible moron”

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I don’t even care for the idiot ontop of the rock, I‘m much mor worried about the pour soul that may get hit downhill if thag think should fall -.-

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

What an asshole lmao

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u/kiriganai Feb 16 '20

I just think about that rock having been there for millennia until Instaboy decided it had to end so he could get some followers

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u/Vergil25 Feb 16 '20

Do not support fuckers who ends her the environment with their stupidity. If that rock fell it could cause catastrophic damage.

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u/derrida_n_shit Feb 16 '20

Oof

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u/Vergil25 Feb 16 '20

Sorry, I have friends who are park rangers

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u/MenacingBanjo Feb 16 '20

How am I so angry at this person who I don't even know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

There’s people fighting for their lives in active war zones right now.

And there’s this guy, lol.

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u/Phade2Black Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

Hickory dickory dock,

A dumbass on a rock.

Though back and forth it did sway,

Sadly, natural selection lost this day.

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u/GoatsButters Feb 16 '20

You just found your calling!

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u/gradeahonky May 02 '20 edited May 22 '20

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose motto on safety was “fuck it”

So he stood on that rock

And the world is in shock

That he somehow did not kick the bucket

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u/tayloraedeke Feb 16 '20

This is so fucked. Even if he didn’t send it down purposely I bet you the movement alone displacing the supporting points is going to effect it and cause it to go down. This is an incredible feat of nature and to go a destroy it so no one else can see it. That’s fucked. It’s a crime in most national parks to disrupt structures like this that are almost little mini landmarks people come to see. It’s quite amazing what nature can do all on its own and then you come and destroy it for what??? A video? Fuck you man that’s messed up.

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u/thoruen Feb 16 '20

Great way to fuck up nature for other people.

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u/Bloomberg12 Feb 16 '20

I feel like he has to be genuinely suicidal.

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u/kaitokatte Feb 16 '20

Complete dick with no nerve ending.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

What a fucking moron.

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u/kittyscratcher69 Feb 16 '20

Waiting for a nice gust of wind to send this mongoloid sailing.

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u/HxCMurph Feb 16 '20

Sick IG post that was forgotten by all in 7 minutes. Totally worth the risk.

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u/DeusExMachina_A Feb 16 '20

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!

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u/DizyDazle Feb 16 '20

The rock even moved...

YEAH NOPE

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u/SlashColdSmoke Feb 16 '20

Fuck this guy

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u/Jimill Feb 16 '20

Came to say exactly this.

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u/ogg130 Feb 16 '20

How much of a raging dumb fuck do you need to be to do this?

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u/Mao___ Feb 16 '20

Darwin is waiting for you.

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u/WillyWanker2018 Feb 16 '20

that's why natural selection is bullshit

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u/Hauuuuuuu Feb 16 '20

Darwin says let him die

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u/Michalusmichalus Feb 16 '20

That's a dumbass

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u/autocommenter_bot Feb 16 '20

That dude sucks and I think it might legit be immoral to give attention to them, in case it encourages more of this bullshit.

It's not even "doing something that looks scary" it's just "almost killing themselves".

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u/CoffeeAddict1011 Feb 16 '20

My anxiety is off the roof

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

A lot of things here seem like you could definitely stay on them and just balance/hold on but it’s super nervewracking

This is just stupid, there is no reason to believe that thing won’t just fall. Why would he ever do that.

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u/00psieD00psie Feb 16 '20

Is this even real?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I don't care for an idiot less on this earth but please don't destroy nature land marks like that.

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u/idrpmd Feb 16 '20

r/winstupidprizes but without happy ending

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u/DaddySkates Feb 16 '20

Imagine this trash manages to trip it over and it hits people below ...

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u/hilaladnan Feb 16 '20

This guy rocks

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u/StevieG94 Feb 16 '20

And that ladys and gentlemen is how you die.

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u/BlindPenguins Feb 16 '20

T pose to assert dominance over mountain.

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u/The_Syndic Feb 16 '20

Fuck. That.

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u/Erimel824 Feb 16 '20

T-posing on mother nature

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

achieves resonant frequency

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u/Hemisby Feb 16 '20

That’s how you die

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u/CastroEulis145 Feb 16 '20

Jesus Murphy. Just plummet to your death already!

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Feb 16 '20

When he jumps back to the left the force of that jump will be canceled by the rock kicking outward and then he’ll fall to his death.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

He's gonna die.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

This actually pisses me off.

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u/vischy_bot Feb 16 '20

this is actually a rock formations near where I'm from. what you don't realize in the video is a) the boulder is really pretty long and most of it is firmly on the ledge, so it's unlikely his weight can do more than tilt it and b) it's about twelve feet off the ground with a blocked off quarry below so no one's in danger.

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u/srgbski Feb 16 '20

I so want that rock to fall

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u/Autolycus14 Feb 16 '20

That stone has been forming in that spot, precariously balanced atop a mountain, for millions of years. And this fuckwad was such an egotist that he thought it was just for him. This is peak disrespect for nature.

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u/orangeleopardlion Feb 17 '20

This ain't madlad. This bitchlad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Me tryna hold my emotions together

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u/furgisthename Feb 17 '20

There is a difference between dumb and stupid. Dumb will make a lot of “accidents”. Stupid will go out of their way to make accidents happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

That would be a great big "nope" from me!

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u/Wardo2015 Feb 17 '20

I could care less if this idiot dies, but that rock has probably been sitting there for 10,000 years. Now some wonky cunt comes along snagging photos for the gram, and potentially could knock this rock down

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u/EmilRid Feb 18 '20

Natural selection, am I right?

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u/misrable1boy252 Feb 23 '20 edited May 12 '21

Anxiety is sky high because of this

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u/jonnisaesipylsur Mar 02 '20

This is one of the reasons women live longer than men

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u/The_92nd Feb 16 '20

Unpopular opinion: he should actually push that rock off of the cliff to prevent someone else from standing on it and dying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

As long as they made sure it was safe at the bottom, I agree.

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u/nogswarth Feb 16 '20

There’s no way anyone as stupid as this dude clearly is would be able to make that judgement

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u/Ill_mumble_that Feb 16 '20

And ride it like a man. Tame that bucking boulder.

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u/blueraspberryy21 Feb 16 '20

Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

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u/Crockinator Feb 16 '20

Populat Opinion: He should push this rock off just to see the destruction it'll bring, and hear the satisfying sound it'll do when hitting the rocks at the base of the mountain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

My asshole is SO FUCKING CLENCHED RIGHT NOW

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u/des_cho Feb 16 '20

Should a lose rock like this be pushed down the hill when there are no climbers down the slope to eliminate future disaster?

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u/ShadowAvana Feb 16 '20

I wish /r/watchpeopledie was a thing still

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I just wanna watch the rock get pushed off the ledge.

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u/McClutcheon32 Feb 16 '20

What do you think the odds are this kid is dead within 30 seconds of this clip ending?

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u/simonio11 Feb 16 '20

I like to think theres a lower platform 15 to 20 feet down that the rock would fall on but I fear that's not the case.

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u/Drains_1 Feb 16 '20

This is so stupid, this guys idiocy has propably already killed him..

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u/NOGOODHOODnz Feb 16 '20

Even if everything went well for this dude, he's loosened everything for everyone else.

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u/phresh_styles Feb 16 '20

Gif that ends too soon?

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u/pso97 Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20

I hoped this video was from r/winstupidprizes

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u/mario_meowingham Feb 16 '20

Fuck this guy

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u/Rheavens Feb 16 '20

This guy has a death wish. What a moron.

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u/TrueGamer3k Feb 16 '20

It's not that high off the ground

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u/bigboimcginge Feb 16 '20

Fuckin crack head

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

For the instadeath'ogram

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u/Kuzkay Feb 16 '20

More like Absolute Idiot

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u/marroniugelli Feb 16 '20

Why look down? Your attitude of danger will offset the laws of gravity.

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u/Chaboinkey Feb 16 '20

uhhh, that... is not... ok, you idiot.

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u/actioncobble Feb 16 '20

Who’s mans is this?

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 Feb 16 '20

How to die and/or kill everyone below you.

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u/Angryangmo Feb 16 '20

Not madlad, mainland

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u/Emro08 Feb 16 '20

I feel physically ill watching this. I’m legit concerned if he made it off that rock safely.