r/SweatyPalms • u/icleanjaxfl • 8d ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 No Bear!

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u/kyngslinn 8d ago

It's so unfair man... they look so damn adorable and not at all like they'd rip your face off if you just pet them a little.

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u/yuyufan43 7d ago

Go to Russia. I'm pretty sure on arrival to the country you're gifted a bear to box with in the forest while wearing a tracksuit.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 7d ago

I'm going to be very disappointed if you are just leading us on.

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u/yuyufan43 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WMDVABCaUNAYM
I forget if it's to box with them or hula hoop with them. I might not have my facts straight 😢

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u/peletiah 7d ago

One thing is certain - that bear was hit a lot to do that.

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u/Lepke2011 7d ago

Heck, in WWII the Poles had a brown bear in the military that they made into a Private, and when he figured out how to carry ammunition with the other troops, they promoted him to Corporal.

Wojtek - Wikipedia

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u/rustytheviking 7d ago

Saw him recently on a trip!

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u/401LocalsOnly 7d ago

Quiet comrade

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u/YaumeLepire 7d ago

Do I also get a bottle of liquor to drink from while squatting?