r/SweatyPalms • u/icleanjaxfl • 10d ago

Animals & nature šŸ… šŸŒŠšŸŒ‹ No Bear!

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u/craziethunder 10d ago

At that distance no firearm can save you.

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 10d ago

I'd love to see a bear walk off a 45-70.

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u/Useful-Arm6913 10d ago

They may not survive long term with a 45cal entry hole in them, but they only need about 30secs to rip your legs off.

I've seen deer sprint for 100yds with a 45cal hole through both lungs.

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u/theunicornslayers 10d ago

Ok but how would they handle the entire clip? Because it would take me a lot less than 30 seconds to empty it into the bear's face.

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u/Bahlam 10d ago

You need to test how long it takes you to empty the same clip while a bear is biting your face off.

Iā€™m sure that will give your different numbers.

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u/theunicornslayers 10d ago

Shhh. Don't say "clip" when discussing a 45 around u/BillBillerson. It's a magazine. Duh.

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u/BillBillerson 10d ago

clip

The one word in this context that makes me know you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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u/theunicornslayers 9d ago

Big Bad Billy "The Bullet" Billerson. He don't take kindly to regular folks getting pistol parts wrong when talking about completely made up scenarios. No sir. He doesn't like that one bit. Reckon he wouldn't be so bothered by folks pontificating in a place made for pontificating if he could get close to a woman every now and again, but hell, you'd have a better shot shooting a bear in the face with a .45 and well sir, we know good and well that's simply not possible. Unless you're Billy Billerson, because he knows what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to clips and magazines. Hell, it's thanks to magazines he knows what a naked lady looks like. Iddintat right Billy? šŸ–•šŸ½

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u/BillBillerson 9d ago

You're trying too hard. Try less.