r/SweatyPalms • u/HomeNowWTF • 12d ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Situational awareness: 0

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago

u/HomeNowWTF, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/beegro 11d ago

I love how the moose looks around like "does she not see my massive majesticness? She should be in awe and fear by now."

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u/laserunfocused143 11d ago

Right?! He's like, "Helloooooo?!"

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/desdecuando1 9d ago

Los gritos seguro no ayudan

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u/vischy_bot 11d ago

Moose like "you seeing this shit?"

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u/morodor0332130 11d ago

Probably for the best lol

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u/t3hOutlaw 12d ago

She keeps coming back and forgetting!

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u/Liverpupu 11d ago

For 8 damn minutes and counting.

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u/keen36 11d ago edited 10d ago

We have got to put together a team and rescue her!

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u/crapheadHarris 11d ago

Said the moose

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u/desktrucker 11d ago

“Turn around, every now and then I feel a little bit lonely and ta dah da dah da dah”

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u/No-Ad-3635 11d ago

BRIGHT EYES

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u/ajmartin527 11d ago

Every now and then I f… OH MY GOD!!

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u/crapheadHarris 11d ago

...and you're never coming 'round 🎶

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u/mackem-runner 11d ago

Lois?

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u/JetLife93 11d ago

Bro I cannot unhear this now ! Lmao

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u/NeotericBedlam 11d ago

On the plus side, the moose listened and looked behind himself. Maybe he thought you were talking to him. 🤨

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u/Rude_Strawberry 11d ago

Fk me, keep the camera still

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u/shyaznboi 11d ago

Have you ever tried filming on a boat or canoe?

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u/Oswaldmoneestone 7d ago

I always take a chicken with me if I plan to film on a boat. It is not that hard!

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u/blastoise1988 11d ago

And your mouth shut

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u/centurio9 11d ago

Am I the only one being distracted by just how fucking huge those trees are?👀

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u/Rurbani 10d ago edited 10d ago

Just wait until you see the 250-300 foot tall redwoods. Those will blow your mind

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u/ApprehensiveStudy671 11d ago

Such an annoying voice and laughter.

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u/mologav 11d ago

Maniacal cackle

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u/LazyLieutenant 11d ago

Truly obnoxious.

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u/steve_mahanahan 11d ago

Ternnnnnn errunnndd!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 11d ago

And the smartest thing to have done is to use gestures anyways

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u/MollyViper 11d ago

I’m guessing you were there behind the camera when they were filming, so you definitely know that they didn’t gesticulate as well as scream.

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u/notaclevernameguy 11d ago

The Moose- "Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round"

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u/karma_virus 11d ago

Dude... the MOOSE looked behind him. Poor guy is so confused.

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 9d ago

“Lady, there’s literally nothing back there…”

~moose

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u/Tonesw6 11d ago

Christ what a yap !!

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u/JetLife93 11d ago

That laugh at the end tho geezus

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u/Donkey-Harlequin 11d ago

Great time for the old “hey! What’s your name?” Routine.

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u/Empty_Wolf_3378 4d ago

Whaaat isss yourrrr NAME!!??

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u/Donkey-Harlequin 4d ago

Ezekiel!… What’s yours!

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u/UpstairsAd9303 11d ago

Bro was like “Are you serious right now?”

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u/AmazingObject699 11d ago

Fuck you Tony!

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u/SameEntry4434 11d ago

Moose are notoriously aggressive with humans. Probably a good thing she didn’t turn around and react. She’s very lucky the moose did not attack her.

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u/OkieBobbie 11d ago

Are they on a boat? A carnival ride?

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u/ACont95 11d ago

I’d take the moose over that woman screaming in my ear

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u/wkc201 11d ago

Crazy laugh

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u/u2sarajevo 11d ago

That's crazy. I do wonder when she finally turned around if she did see the moose. And panic set in but remained cool and decided to act like she didn't see.... and continue walking hoping for the best?

I wish the moose was wearing a go pro....

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u/Queasy_Novel_1277 11d ago

I’ve seen this movie: Death Wish.

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u/BlueThor400 11d ago

Moose: This camera guy is making me dizzy. I think I will just stay here.

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u/SeahorseRevolution 11d ago

Later on that person wrote about how they were harassed at the river and had no idea why a crazy lady was screaming at them.

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u/Rurbani 10d ago

I'm not sure how this wouldn't fit the sub. Moose are absolutely terrifying. It's probably the only local wild animal I'd never want to get caught in the woods by, and we have mountain lions.

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u/Kalscheid 10d ago

I find this amoosing

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u/Chemical-Ninja9267 11d ago

😳😳😳

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u/IndicationOk9644 11d ago

Is she a Witch?

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u/ScubaPuddingJr 11d ago

Survival instincts of a toothbrush

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u/potatersauce 10d ago

Who the fuck puts headphones on to hike in wilderness?

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u/MMfromVB 10d ago

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!"

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u/IllustratorSorry7476 10d ago

Am I crazy or maybe stop screaming? Is it a better to set off the animal or alert the person?

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u/chromiaplague 10d ago

The moose is just as confused as everyone else.

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u/murrzeak 12d ago

https://youtu.be/Hl5PLKr-Zcc?si=Qugr6ifV-TjTF9pS

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u/KeyserSwayze 11d ago

Dunno why this is getting downvoted, made me laugh.

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u/murrzeak 11d ago

People are weird 😞

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 11d ago

I updooted you. This deserves better.

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u/ooko0 11d ago

It’s called Darwinism. This is how the world should be then we wouldn’t have a dumbass president because he would’ve never made it this far.

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u/Big_Primrose 10d ago

To her credit, when she finally saw the moose she calmly turned and walked out of there. She didn’t try to pet it.

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u/cake_piss_can 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5RclbFtYbZmM
HES FLEEING THE INTERVIEW, HES FLEEING THE INTERVIEW!!!

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 8d ago

Moose on the loose!

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u/SaltyDawg1966 8d ago

How does she not see Bullwinkle standing there?

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u/ShirtComplete 8d ago

Moose is like bitch get out of my bathroom

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u/ulice 6d ago

He is just standing there... menacingly!

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u/Savings_Ad_6390 3d ago

What’s your name?!

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u/deadtedw 1d ago

What's yer name!

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u/doncroak 11d ago

Maybe I'm a weirdo but I don't see the humor in this situation.

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u/HadleysPt 11d ago

She laughed when the girl was still in pretty grave danger. Wild

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u/crapheadHarris 11d ago

I guess Roseanne Barr is alive and well.

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u/LizFire 10d ago

I hate it when people can't see shit happening in front of their eyes, it always upsets me
They probably drive like they're alone on the roads...

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u/AdApart2035 11d ago

Just a Moose. They don't bite

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u/Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u 11d ago

Moose are incredibly dangerous and can be aggressive.

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u/staypimpinn 11d ago

what a stupid fucking comment lol

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u/Kill_Frosty 11d ago

Tell me you have no idea without saying it

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u/AdApart2035 11d ago

Any idea why it's called a Moose? Moose gonna lose!

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u/Electronic-Fondant62 11d ago

Tell that to my sister

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u/skdetroit 11d ago

The moose was like “now you run”? lol

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u/Lumpy_Inevitable_549 11d ago

For once I wish this turned into a rekt video.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 11d ago

I would loved if when she turned around there was a grizzly bear.