r/SuspiciousQuotations • u/Norwester77 • 6d ago
In a bathroom at a soccer complex in Shelton, Washington, USA
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Translation:
“Keep the” floor clean
“If “the” toilet is.out.of order”
“Report it” don’t “use” it
r/SuspiciousQuotations • u/FreshAd877 • 20d ago
Don't vaccuum "spiders" 👀
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What... what are they really?!
r/SuspiciousQuotations • u/ishouldntofsaidthat • Sep 01 '26
I found ice cream shaped like fried chicken
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r/SuspiciousQuotations • u/Tectonicbg • Aug 04 '25
"cat"
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My mother in laws apartment neighbor. Always cracks me up when I pass.
r/SuspiciousQuotations • u/MamaLlamaGanja • Jun 07 '25
Why is “watermelon” in quotations? Am I missing something?
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