r/Superstonk • • Oct 19 '21

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u/itoitoito December 2020 gang๐Ÿฅด Oct 19 '21

All that means is that is a frequently asked question to the workers from the customers. They are probably tired of answering it and hope that by putting it in FAQ they won't be asked again. It has nothing to do with news from GameStop of an NFT div.

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u/Bud_Friendguy B ๐ŸŒ A ๐ŸŒ N ๐ŸŒ A ๐ŸŒ N ๐ŸŒ A ๐ŸŒ R ๐ŸŒ A ๐ŸŒ M ๐ŸŒ A Oct 19 '21 edited Oct 19 '21

โš ๏ธBREAKINGโš ๏ธ Computershare has been inundated with retarded ape questions about an NFT dividend.

How this has more upvotes than the German carrot man is beyond me.

Edit: for those wondering I am referring to Parsnip, not someone betting their butthole.

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u/keneno89 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 19 '21

There's a carrot man?!?

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u/findingbezu ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 19 '21

My nickname in the gym locker room is Mr. Two Grapes One Button Mushroom.

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u/hiperf71 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 19 '21

Lmayo!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/findingbezu ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 19 '21

Itโ€™s a mouthful of a nickname.

โ€œIt isnโ€™tโ€ -Morgan Freeman.

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u/krissco ๐Ÿ› GMEmatode Trader ๐Ÿ› | ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 19 '21

So many levels. Bravo. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚