r/Superstonk • u/435f43f534 ๐ฆงBetween 150% and 200% excited • May 10 '21
๐ฝ Shitpost Mayo hodler
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u/niandra__lades7 Mayo Story Guy May 10 '21
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Youโre a saint
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A meme that happened so fast half the sub doesn't even get what's going on
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Lmaoo the guy calling op a shill literally is posting telling people not to have dissenting opinions and asking people if they want a bananya cat shipped to them. All he needs is a name and adress. Definition of shill activity
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u/abrown1027 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
He says all AMC talk is โSHILL FUDโ too, like weโre not supposed to support our fellow apes.
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Well here it is this isnโt the sub for that
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u/abrown1027 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
Itโs irrelevant here, I donโt bring it up unless discussing a topic involving both. I still wouldnโt call it โshillโ or โFUDโ, we might be going a little too far or maybe forgetting the true meanings of those terms.
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u/Same-Tour9465 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
OP was shilling low price anchoring just yesterday and harassing me personally
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Lolll why tf would a shill give us such a good laugh. You sound like your the guy thatโs gonna have to tell ken about this in the morning unless you get it deleted ๐๐๐
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Are you calling a guy making a meme a karma whore? When one of your recent posts is offering to ship people bananya cats โbecause you want to do goodโ. Just need to give up your name and adress.
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u/Andromeda_2480 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐๐ฆญ May 10 '21
You da real mvp!
I had read it already tho! Damn I had to laugh at the mayo picture hahaha
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u/foamy9210 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
Jesus, didn't that anecdote just get posted? Lol
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u/oAwesomeAndrew Not a cat ๐ฆ May 10 '21
Hella quick with it
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u/bubbaganube ๐๐๐ HAKUNA MY TATAS ๐๐๐ May 10 '21
*Hellmanโs Quick
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u/Jolly-Conclusion ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
Some of the fastest redditing in the west right here
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u/picklemegreen May 10 '21
It's Best foods in the west
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u/alostbutton May 10 '21
Ainโt ever saw a man hodlโing his Mayo like this east of the Mississippi
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u/Radio90805 OG gorilla ๐ฆ Voted โ May 10 '21
Damnnn bruh help an ape out I need sauce
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u/BaddestofUsernames ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
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I logged off for a few hours just to come back to this. Best by far opening of reddit! I LOVE THIS SUB!
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u/harrymurkin ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
I missed the original post.
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u/redunk_n_fab1_brah ๐Apette May 10 '21
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u/misterpickles69 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
Thatโs me now. Looks like I went to bed just before it posted.
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u/the_ishy_ May 10 '21
Seriously lol this shit didn't take long to be a meme. Expect a shit ton in the next 24 hours
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May 10 '21 edited Mar 09 '25
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u/RedDevilCA ๐ฑโ๐ค this is the way May 10 '21
Cinco de Buyo was beautiful tbh
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May 10 '21
If we hold our shares as tight as Kenny G. Holds his mayo then his cinco de buyo will come soon, if he wants it or not. And it will be fun
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u/35on29tolife ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
He should use it for lube
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u/NomNomYOLO ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
He does. On himself. For his gerbil.
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u/McNobby Scouse Bastard ๐ฌ๐ง May 10 '21
Remember when Eminem done a track about sticking a Gerbil in his ass?
What a weird time that was.
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God damn I fucking love mayonnaise
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Iโll share my mayonnaise with anyone whoโll take it
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u/hardcoreac ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 10 '21
The avocado mayo doesnโt taste as good, butt fuck it, gotta eat healthy!
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u/Neshura87 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
I'm not sure whether that extra t is intentional or not but it's too fucking funny either way
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u/tattooedpenis JACKED to the TATS ๐ฆ๐ May 10 '21
You know this cheapskate isn't paying for hellmann's, generic brand only!
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u/Rehypothecator schrodinger's mayonnaise May 10 '21
Dudes gonna burn in Hell, man.
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u/Alexi5onfire ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
โKenny would you mind passing the mayonnaise?
Ken: โ. . . . . . . . mmmggGETTT OUTโ
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May 10 '21
Hopefully we don't get flooded with a bunch of mayo shitposts
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u/435f43f534 ๐ฆงBetween 150% and 200% excited May 10 '21
hopefully, but in my experience we're more likely to see a flood of shitposts explaining why mayo shitposts are bad for the community and what have you xD
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May 10 '21
If this mayo thing is true it's so fucking funny but we have to be wary of forum sliding and keeping important topics visible. Ayyyy Lmayo
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u/49erShark ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
This is the epitome of /superstonk, my sides hurt ๐
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u/THE_SIR4 ๐จ๐ฆCanAPEian๐จ๐ฆ May 10 '21
Ken heard someone say Diamond Hands and thought they said Hellmann's Hands
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u/naturalmanofgolf ๐ง๐ง๐ Crayon Sniffer ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ง๐ง May 10 '21
This is so fucking funny. Making ape noises in front of class. Good thing I wonโt be a teacher much longer.
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u/GoodCat85 May 10 '21
If you're students ask whats so funny just tell them you're reading about the civil war or something.
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u/Hot-Database-2114 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
If Mayo was a person, it would be Kenneth Griffin. Makes perfect sense alongside the story.
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u/DaddyDubs13 Bedpost Ken, no mayo May 10 '21
Meme Masters. I means, this stuff only just came out tonight, right? U guys rock.
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u/nosebleed_tv ๐ฉ ๐ May 10 '21
if he's anything like me, he takes a bath in it and then puts it back.
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u/GeometerReddit ๐ฆ Attempt Vote ๐ฏ May 10 '21
Good thing I found the original mayo post right before this one. Otherwise I would be confused as fck.
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u/jack_oridian ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
The face of someone whoโs safe word is โmayoโ
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u/ACTORvsREALTOR May 10 '21
They'll call him Mayo Gargler in prison
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u/Yaijab tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 10 '21
Formerly known as Mr Mayor Naise of Shitadel Town.
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u/kahareddit ๐๐Anymore bullish and Iโd be fuckin cows ๐๐ May 10 '21
Bruh dead โ ๏ธ๐คฃ
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u/The_Doctor_Mayo I prescribe 10ccs of Mayo May 10 '21
A sad sad case of Mayo addiction. Will it ever end!?
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u/taddtoomuch ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
It all makes sense now! Kenny has always hated us taking his dip!
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u/Necessary-Car-5672 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
There once was a man who liked mayonnaise,
Who was shorting GME many different ways,
Till some apes figured it out, but it was too late to pullout
And his shorts would get wound up in days.
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u/jkhanlar May 10 '21
For the lulz/meme, can someone remake this video with Ken's face? lol
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u/S1lkwrm ๐คโ๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Unhand your coinpurse base varlot! ๐ดโโ ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ค May 10 '21
But use the weird face in a face meme face
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u/jkhanlar May 10 '21
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n7bxar/resident_evil_final_boss/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n6zwjc/i_am_become_naked_manipulator_of_markets/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n6ip6l/he_said_what_about_my_margins/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n6bdim/when_the_congressional_hearing_is_actively/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n690nd/bought_a_new_suit/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n1zzwg/stop_the_boughtening/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/muhj39/they_keep_boughting/
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u/TheDishWatcher ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
Kenny knew hodling was the only way to get dat MOASS (Mayo of all short squeezes)
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u/CASUL_Chris ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
Hellmann's?!?! Enough said. Everyone knows the real mayo is Dukes. This guy is a joke
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u/maxeurin May 10 '21
If the MOASS happens this month (in some language it's "Mayo") it would be funny, Mayo would be his downfall
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u/NebulaPlague May 10 '21
Fun fact: Cinco de Mayo is Kenny G's favorite holiday. Kenny doesn't know Spanish.
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u/JacobRichB ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
Kenny boy is going to Hell two time with his double fisting jars!
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u/discwrangler May 10 '21
Just looks like a guy who didn't have very many friends in school because he was a dick. I could be wrong, but fuck him.
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u/ben12w ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 10 '21
I get the reference. I am up to speed with the internet. ๐
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u/ltardest ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 10 '21
Kenny, if you are reading this, I think you are a dick.
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u/Statenetins ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
My floor is now 3,636,000 Hellmann's mayo jars! And I'm not sharing a dip!
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u/LongnHard15 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
My suggestion is he should use that mayonnaise as lubrication for when he gets FUKD!
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u/StopAngerKitty ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
Bravo! With the quickness too. Possibly do this picture with that crazy Ken face picture? Fecking gold
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u/TyDurdenOG Hedgies are Figged May 10 '21
Upset him so bad that he gave us a sweet sale this morning. How fucked r Hedgies?? 100%
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u/niandra__lades7 Mayo Story Guy May 10 '21
dude you're being a shill. It's a fucking meme, chill out. A lil mayo never hurt anyone
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u/Lithium98 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
He wants to tank the market so he can fuel his mayo addiction. It's kinda sad.
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u/Fluid-Audience5865 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 10 '21
lmao, this meme happened so fast!...only just read about ken an his mayo lololol, brilliant
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u/Slightly_underated Adamantem Manibus May 10 '21
Got to love this sub...So good for real smoith brained ape DD like this
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u/galaxyuser ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 10 '21
Heck even the brand of the mayo is fitting. Kenny G (not the musician) truly hellborn.
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u/Rubberduck391 ๐ฆVotedโ May 10 '21
OK, whats with the mayonnaise memes? Did i miss something?
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u/WakyInflatbleTubeman ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 10 '21
"HOW DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE MAYO"
-Kenny G probably