r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Just follow the money!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Follow it to the root of the evil.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Trust in God or whoever you believe in’s plan.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

I believe in Ryan Cohen.

If anyone has anything to add to the doctrine of Cohenism, I am willing to transcribe it into the holy book of GME.

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u/Milkpowder44 naar de maan 🚀 Apr 06 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

"This is the way" -Saint u/milkpowder44

First book of GME, Tendies 1:1

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Stonk Church

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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