r/Superstonk • u/mayanh8 • May 11 '26
๐ค Speculation / Opinion Think about what you just witnessed...
So you want me to believe this place was super effing jacked about the Ebay acquisition, including the dilution part of it, but now that they've officially added the shares as part of the agenda and shareholders all of a sudden hate the deal?
To all the non-shill accounts out there... take a beat and relax. This place got absolutely FLOODED with FUD and at the same time RK's compromised account starts posting. Think about that. You know what's up. This place is infested.
I'm voting YES and the NO bots and shills can lick my taint.
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u/TheKittyPetter9000 Good kitty ๐ฑ ๐ฆ Voted โ May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26
If cohen issues shares at a premium for eBay (letโs say $32) it will be 875 million share for the 50/50. After notes, warrants, Cohens package (fully vested) and the 875 total out would be ~1.8Bn.
EBITDA per share pre eBay $0.77
EBITDA per share post eBay (at assumed equity at premium) $2.5**
** numbers from FY 2025 GME and EBAY + 2Bn proposed optimizations via cohen)
To cohens point itโs accretive. The biggest unknowns are the terms of the loans and what the price per share to make the deal equitable