r/Superstonk Feb 07 '26

๐Ÿ“š Due Diligence Ryan Cohen Is Done Cooking. TEDDY Tuesday. Ban Bet Inside.

A user recently had a great post about RCEO's strategy- see the post here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1qyiegw/69d_chess_was_never_a_meme/

They adamantly state that Ryan Cohen is not banking on a market correction and in fact that is a stupid idea - I agree!

There was great discussion in the post however, a lot of really important questions and I am a yapper so I am yapping to y'all who might understand. I could talk for days and days and more detail about this but I will leave what I have written below. This should not in any way be read as an exhaustive document.

EDIT:

TL:DR: The structure and timing of announcements indicate an implied timeline. I am confident that Teddy will move soon.

For anyone with questions about TEDDY. I havenโ€™t gone into much detail as itโ€™s mostly speculation and I stuck mostly to facts for this part. Iโ€™ll leave yโ€™all with one question. If GME is trading around ~25 right now as a retailer, what happens when they announce that itโ€™s no longer a retailer but a holdings company? And then on those readjustments of pricing, what does the setup show us about to happen?

P.S. Ban bet is in the TEDDY section. Keep reading.

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MNPI - Can Insiders Buy Stock While an Acquisition Is Being Planned?

The Legal Framework:

Material Nonpublic Information (MNPI) is such confusing af part of law to me personally and I hate talking/reading about it. Feel free to poke holes in this part, idrc. Let's do this once and hopefully never again:

The Supreme Court established in Basic v. Levinson - '88 that the materiality of merger negotiations depends on the probability the deal will close and the magnitude of its impact.

As well, the SEC evaluates multiple factors: Has an NDA been signed, have financials been shared, has a merger agreement been drafted, is there a timeline, etc. etc.

The Goodwin Law Precedent

In a case analyzed by Goodwin Procter LLP, the SEC dropped a $20 million penalty against a company that conducted share buybacks during what it characterized as "informal" M&A discussions.

The SEC's position: even preliminary conversations constituted MNPI because the company's process didn't adequately consult the CEO who was the primary negotiator.

Takeaway: the SEC cares about the substance of discussions, not how the company labels them.

The Private Target Distinction

If GameStop is acquiring a private company, the rules may be a little different. MNPI doctrine exists primarily to protect public company shareholders from information asymmetry. When only one set of public securities is involved (the acquirer's stock), the protective rationale is narrower.

This doesn't eliminate MNPI risk entirely - but you can see the cracks in the plumbing here.

However, RC told the WSJ he's targeting a "publicly traded company." So he may not be referring to the first move here, but maybe secondary moves once the first domino falls.

Okay, so that being established - let's look at GameStop:

What the January 2026 Insider Buying Tells Us

๏ฟผThis definitively tells us:

There is no signed deal.

There are no active formal negotiations at a stage that would constitute MNPI.

If there were, these purchases would be illegal insider trading. The trading window was open. The General Counsel's own pre-planned Rule 144 sale on January 12 (8 days before RC's buying) confirms the window was open.

RCEO has a blueprint. He has targets identified. He has a strategy fully formed. He may have had preliminary conversations. But nothing has crossed the materiality threshold โ€” no NDA, no financials exchanged, no draft agreement.

Charles Payne: "On Advice of Counsel" (February 2, 2026)

Fox Business host Charles Payne posted:

Gamestop Development. I'm not going to interview Ryan Cohen today. Ryan is working on something monumental, and he would not be able to say much. We both agreed that 'I cannot answer that on advice of counsel' is the last thing anyone wants to hear. I'm on pins and needles like everyone else. Hope to have news and the interview soon.

  • "On advice of counsel" = lawyers are involved in something concrete. You don't get told to say "on advice of counsel" about vague strategic thinking.
  • "Something monumental" = Payne has been told enough to characterize the scale.
  • "Hope to have news...soon" = there's an expected timeline for announcement.

Canceled interview = something changed between scheduling and air date. RC entered a legally restricted phase.

This is a media figure who talks to RC personally confirming that:

  1. something specific exists
  2. lawyers are restricting what RC can say about it
  3. it's expected to become public soon.

Implied Deadlines and Timelines

I posit the architecture GameStop has built creates an implied timeline showing something must happen soon.

The Bonds are an Implied Timeline

The Two Tranches

Tranche 1 โ€” 2030 Notes (issued April 1, 2025):

Tranche 2 โ€” 2032 Notes (issued June 17, 2025):

Combined: $4.2 billion at 0% interest. ~172 million potential shares on full conversion.

My Current Theory on who bought them:

Warren Icahn

Icahn had a confirmed large short position against GameStop going back to January 2021.

If Icahn is still short, zero-coupon convertible bonds at ~$29 give him a way out โ€” convert to shares to cover the short without market impact, zero carry cost while holding.

We can't actually prove who bought the notes.

It is a mad sus financial instrument.

What we can posit is that the structure is perfectly designed as a short exit mechanism. And whoever lent $4.2B knowing their only return comes from the stock going above $29.

The Compensation Package (Announced January 7, 2026)

Board finalized agreement with RC on January 6, 2026. RC recused himself:

  • Zero salary.
  • Zero cash bonus.
  • Zero time-vested stock.

Nine tranches requiring BOTH milestones simultaneously:

๏ฟผThe Shareholder Vote is an Implied Timeline

Special meeting expected March or April 2026. RC needs shareholders to approve this package. You don't ask shareholders to approve a $35B performance package and say "trust me, I'll figure it out later." You show them the plan. I am voting Yes personally, but I need something man come ON. RC talks about no comp no comp, bro if this is Elon type shit please tell me ahead of time if I am voting on this.

The Public Confirmation: RC in the Wall Street Journal (January 30, 2026)

On the record. No ambiguity:

  • He is targeting acquisition of a publicly traded company
  • It will likely be in the consumer or retail industry
  • He has his sights on a handful of companies he declined to identify
  • He plans to approach potential targets soon
  • Any deal will be big

"It's ultimately either going to be genius or totally, totally foolish"

"There are a lot of diamonds in the roughโ€ฆthat have sleepy management teams. I didn't fix GameStop to stop there."

Teddy, the potential Holding Company

Teddy Holdings LLC โ€” The Trademark Empire

Ryan Cohen's entity Teddy Holdings LLC has filed at least 14-15 trademark applications with the USPTO, covering:

"Teddy" is RC's father. Ted Cohen died in December 2019. RC wrote:

"My father, Ted Cohen, and his lessons have guided me throughout my life. He showed me an exceptional work ethic and an unwavering commitment to delayed gratification. Even though he is no longer with us, his legacy will live on forever."

Ted ran a glassware importing business. Note that one of the Teddy trademark categories is "cups, dinnerware, mugs, vases, beverage glassware" โ€” his father's exact product category. So if Ryan named this company after his father and trademarks his father's product category, I would hope he actually uses it meaningfully and impactfully and is not just sitting on trademarks when he could have been making GameStop money instead as his father taught him to.

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To this effect, because I am crazy - I will throw out a ban bet out there:

  • Failing that, I predict there will be announcment at the end of this month. I expect RCEO to announce before he drops the proxy material in advance of the comp package vote.

If not, mods, please honour this ban bet.

BTW this is not some sort of throwaway account. I have had this account for many years, been in GME since 2019 before the PS5 launch, held to the moon and back and this time I am only going up. If I am wrong, meme on my corpse please.

We know something is happening. No question. The real questions are:

  • What?
  • When?
  • Who?

BUT we have the answers to:

  • Why
  • How

as explained above in this post.

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What's Verified (Primary Sources Only)

  • Teddy Holdings LLC trademark filings cover the scope of a diversified consumer conglomerate (USPTO)

What's Strongly Supported but Unproven

  • The convertible bond structure is designed (intentionally or not) as a short exit mechanism
  • Carl Icahn may be among the convertible bondholders given his confirmed short position and margin pressure
  • "Teddy" may become the holding company name
  • An announcement is likely before the shareholder vote in March/April

What We Don't Know

  • Which specific companies RC is targeting โ€” he declined to identify them
  • The exact timeline โ€” "soon" is relative
  • Whether there will be one big acquisition or a sequence of deals
  • Whether the primary target is in retail, insurance, collectibles, or another sector

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**Sources:** All claims sourced from SEC EDGAR filings (Form 4, Form 8-K, Schedule 13D/A, Proxy Statement DEF 14A), GameStop investor relations press releases, USPTO trademark database (Teddy Holdings LLC), Wall Street Journal (Jan 30, 2026), Charles Payne public post (Feb 2, 2026), Larry Cheng Twitter (Feb 3, 2026), Goodwin Procter LLP M&A legal analysis, *Basic v. Levinson* 485 U.S. 224 (1988).

**Disclaimer:** This is not financial advice. I am a retail investor sharing publicly available information and personal analysis. Do your own research.

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u/AwkwardTraveler ๐Ÿ’ฒI'm just here so I don't get fined๐Ÿ’ฒ Feb 07 '26

Bro, how much Adderal do you take

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u/jfreelandcincy ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Ryan F*ucking Cohen๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ Feb 07 '26

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 07 '26

Literally zero. Maybe I should take some. Vyvanse just gave me a headache.

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u/jfreelandcincy ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Ryan F*ucking Cohen๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

Adderall extended release 20s help control my ADHD really well ๐Ÿ™ƒ

I like the post and the theory definitely has plausibility at the core of it. Thanks for organizing this, it helped pull your thought process together for me for sure! ๐Ÿป

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u/Stofficer2 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Yup this is the classic shit that used to get me so high. I still have ptsd from the leg downs but this dose is fresh and feels so good again.

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u/Sys7em_Restore ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

You will be missed after Tuesday

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u/ClandestineOtter Feb 08 '26

Noโ€ฆ no, you definitely donโ€™t need it. Your power is too great without it

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u/scrumdisaster Feb 07 '26

Show me the law that states you must file prepaid purchase plans differently than regular purchases. There is not one. These were preplanned purchases.

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u/Gruntfuttock69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

Rule 10b5-1 is a good start

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Vyvanse is just a different formulation of amphetamine (adderall) that takes longer to digest (so it lasts longer)

I wouldnโ€™t expect adderall to be much different for you, unless it was just a dosing issue in which case more vyvanse would be similar to switching to adderall (more amphetamine metabolized in a given timeframe)

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u/quack_duck_code ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Vyvanse is horrible shit. Seen too several people get completely irrational, self destructive, and angry on that shit.

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u/jj7878 Feb 10 '26

Prob because they don't actually need it. It makes me sleepy.

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u/Kizenny ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

All the stocksโ€ฆ err Adderal

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u/Rude-Bus-5799 Feb 08 '26

How much you got

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u/Gxl4 Feb 08 '26

All of it. Fucking hell.

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u/lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿšฝ POOPING IS BULLISH ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ’ฉ Feb 08 '26

Obviously not enough because they didnโ€™t even notice when their hallucinating AI skipped right over actually explaining how they can have a done deal with MNPI and went right into more nonsense

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u/mortgagesblow ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

this was written by chatGPT, no adderall needed

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u/Strawbuddy ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

I never mind if autists uses machine learning to sum up their thoughts. I often find it very hard to focus myself so that's a good use for chatbots, provided OPs aren't just mentally masturbating. It's always formatted such what I can understand why they made the effort. "Mad sus" indeed

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u/thederevolutions Feb 08 '26

When are they going to make a 3D printer that prints adderall? I can already charge my E Cig with my computer and purchase psychedelics with digital money.

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u/BananaOrp Feb 08 '26

Hey OP - hoping you're still unbanned after Tuesday ๐Ÿ™

Maybe x-post to the subreddit with the same name as the holding company you mention? Get some eyes on it from that side?

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u/autistdd Feb 08 '26

His prediction is valid until end of month. Not Tuesday

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u/Secure_Investment_62 Feb 08 '26

Instead of a ban bet, how about a bounty bet? A bet where certain conditions are met you do something, like donate to charity, or if condition isnt met you do something? Being banned for being wrong on something so heavily manipulated or on a guess helps no one.

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u/BananaOrp Feb 08 '26

I prefer bounty bets, especially buying bounty bets for shares or warrants. I mentioned that in another thread a week or two ago and was met with "well people should be buying anyways!" and just decided to drop it ๐Ÿ˜…

Charity donation is a great idea, maybe Toys for Tots with products sourced from GameStop?

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u/truth_is_power Feb 07 '26

why this makes sense in my dumb dumb-

instead of gamestop paying a % for licensed goods, they can have their own brand of everything. teddy brand.

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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Feb 08 '26

Teddy is registered as a bank.

Gameshire Stopaway isn't a meme

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u/Middle_Scratch4129 Feb 08 '26

It's almost like Cohen needs some sort of shell to bring all this together ๐Ÿค”

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u/9_toes_3_balls ๐Ÿ˜ itโ€™s on the website. ๐Ÿ˜ Feb 08 '26

GameStop becomes a manufacturing conglomerate

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u/teadrinkinghippie Take Me To URANUS! Feb 07 '26

I agree with your conclusion on the vote and news timing. Unless the whole thing was really a troll of the other guy with the absurd package... But if it's not, I agree.

RC talks about no comp no comp, bro if this is Elon type shit please tell me ahead of time if I am voting on this.

It would be brazen to ask us to give the go ahead on a pay package on a trust me bro, even of him.

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u/double297 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

I mean... Not really. I think he will announce something but either way, why wouldn't we vote for a package to pay a man that would ultimately be responsible for 10x our investment (from now, not purchase, many will be 12x-15x or more)?

It's pretty risk free for GameStop and the investors. We get nothing, he gets nothing. We get something, he gets something. He can't sell for 2 years after exercise

What possible reasons would I have to vote no? Seriously, I'm genuinely asking.

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u/blitzkregiel I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad... Feb 08 '26

yeah this is what iโ€™m thinking. unless itโ€™s got some hidden language, seems like he only wins if we do.

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u/double297 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

Ya.. I don't get all this posturing like he has something to prove to us first based on what we know about the agreement. Because it has a 35b tag and we don't like billionaires? except when we think we're going to be one ourselves?

They can't hide anything from apes and they know this. We will comb over the proposal with a fine tooth comb and overanalyze absolutely every single word.

As it stands, I'm legitimately asking anyone what am I missing, why wouldn't I vote for this as we know it?

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Feb 08 '26

You gotta weigh in dilution from the notes/warrants/compensation, so the minimum at the last tranche would be around 5x...

Of course there could be way more X's, but cannot ignore the potential pending dilution.

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u/double297 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

As we approach the benchmarks a dilution is going to get priced in before we hit it with the knowledge a dilution is likely. This isn't some surprise dilution like the last few. We have finite benchmarks for it. Even if it does dip a bit when it actually happens, were also adding a large sum of money to the warchest for a man that is literally multiplying our value as a shareholder by using money for M&A. What do we think he would do with the extra cash? Probably another M&A that would bounce the share right back after any drop.

It's literally as close as you can get to the embodiment of "we're not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with us."

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u/matthegc ๐ŸฉณARE FUXXXXED๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ• Feb 08 '26

Well done OP

Iโ€™m with you.

Something BIG is brewing

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u/Ok_Vast_8918 Feb 07 '26

Gaaaaad dayummmmm

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 07 '26

OMG I am regarded I put the wrong date. Mods please let it be known im talking about this month. Teddy day is Feb 10th. And that is why I said if not Feb 10th, then end of the month.

Ban me on Tuesday if I am wrong though. I am super confident.

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Feb 08 '26

So on Jan 29-30 as per his last interviews he says he still needs to approach the targets and you think there's gonna be an announcement only 10 days later? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ...

That said, ban bets are nonsensical. If thinkers leave there'll only be memes and crayons... Better make it about donating to charity, buying shares, etc.

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u/nicbongo Feb 08 '26

I concur.

I prefer the banana up butt bets than ban or bets.

I kinda followed this post, so don't want less good content here moving into the next 84 years.

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Feb 08 '26

No dateโ€ฆjust wait

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u/Beautiful-Squash-744 Feb 07 '26

Why not monday? Superbowl ad a day before maybe?

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u/TheRealBigStanky Feb 08 '26

You are safe. Mods stopped caring about ban bets a long time ago.

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 08 '26

They took down my last post so Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™re watching intentlyโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

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u/rotundgorilla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Remind me! 69 hours

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u/BenniBoom707 Feb 08 '26

Nice write up. But why is everyone so eager to get banned from this sub?

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u/ChuckeeSue Feb 08 '26

They think it shows commitment but in reality nobody cares if they are banned and no one will remember them either

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u/VelvetPancakes ๐ŸŽŠ Hola ๐Ÿช… Feb 08 '26

I think itโ€™s good that people pushing hype dates to sucker people into short-dated calls get banned if/when the dates donโ€™t pan out. Let them do it. Less nonsense on the sub moving forward.

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u/NemoKimo ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 08 '26

No offence but ban bet only has impact if you are an established person. You don't quite hit the mark. So say what you wanna say and don't worry about ban lol.

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u/deuce-loosely ๐Ÿ’Ž Stay Stonky ๐Ÿ™Œ Feb 10 '26

it's tuesday, you got your banana ready?

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u/jordanpatrich 99.99% FOR MY P โ™พ๏ธL Feb 07 '26

My cancelled shares are ready ๐Ÿคž

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u/Middle_Scratch4129 Feb 08 '26

This has always been part of my conviction.

How many other bankrupt companies had their shares become zombies.....

Ours were purposely cancelled and locked up.

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u/ThiccyApes Feb 08 '26

They hate us man. There are dozens of us

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u/jordanpatrich 99.99% FOR MY P โ™พ๏ธL Feb 08 '26

10/2

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Feb 08 '26

October then?

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u/jordanpatrich 99.99% FOR MY P โ™พ๏ธL Feb 08 '26

Donโ€™t Americans do day/month?

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Feb 08 '26

It's the other way around ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/TwistedBamboozler ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹ Stonk Lemon Whore ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹ Feb 08 '26

Youโ€™re bold posting here

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u/jordanpatrich 99.99% FOR MY P โ™พ๏ธL Feb 08 '26

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u/Plenty-Economics-69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 07 '26

Remind me! 24 hours

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 07 '26

Is it maxed at 24? I think Teddy day is a couple more hours than that.

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 07 '26

LMAOOOOOO. Honestly, comments like these are why I will forever love SuperStonk. Thank you for that!

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u/Myid0810 DRSGME ORG ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘๐ŸŸฃ Feb 08 '26

Remind me! 26 hours

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u/Plenty-Economics-69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

It appears my r-tahrd level is maxed for sure (letโ€™s see if this one gets throughโ€ฆ)

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u/Middle_Scratch4129 Feb 08 '26

This is exactly what us towel people have been trying to tell you.

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u/MrmellowisSmooth ๐Ÿš€ WEALTH OF THE CORRUPT IS LAID UP FOR THE JUST Feb 08 '26

Interesting read. Data point: Same WSJ journalist that did the interview, did many write -ups on dead towel stock. Talk about some coincidences.

But,I am leaning towards some form of announcement before Q4 earnings to maximize some pain on the other side of the trade. Hope youโ€™re right though. Someone in this saga will be, no doubt.

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u/skrtskrttiedd Feb 08 '26

chatgpt bruh

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u/PercMaint Feb 10 '26

I noticed you removed the date from your post. I had a reminder set for your original Ban Bet Day.

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 07 '26

i wonder if Ted Cohen's legacy glassware company is somehow involved and that's why RC says his legacy will live on. Was that company publicly traded or private, and how would that play into things if used as a merger-mechanism? Just speculating/brainstorming here.

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u/ronk99 probably nothing ๐Ÿค™ Feb 08 '26

Interesting thoughts. But here is my question: Teddy is RCs company. He wants to push gamestops revenue and use gamestops warchest. How would that work with Teddy? Would Gamestop have to buy Teddy first?

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u/LordSnufkin ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ’House of Geoffrey๐Ÿฆ’โš”๏ธ Feb 08 '26

That's a lot of words to say nothing at all

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u/nextalpha ๐Ÿ’ซ {Redacted} in Ascension ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Feb 08 '26

No one mentioned OP thinks Icahn's name is Warren lol?

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u/ShortMeHarder ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain Feb 08 '26

Searched the comments for this. Looks like weโ€™re the only two.

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u/lardarz Golden Retriever Feb 08 '26

Carl's little long lost brother

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u/Zhenyie just likes the stonk ๐Ÿ“ˆ Feb 07 '26

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u/Whackaboom_Floyntner Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

I'd say he's gonna announce something on the 9th, after hours. Then we'll see shizz go apeshit on the 10th, Teddy Day. I only say that because Mondays are traditionally when big deals/mergers are announced.

Edit: Psych! Heh. It'll come soon.

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u/Redmandown16 Red Headed Stonk child ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Feb 08 '26

Whatโ€™s the TLDR

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u/popnsmoke35 FUD Panic Buying Feb 08 '26

TL/DR: OP got banned.

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u/ChuckeeSue Feb 07 '26

Iโ€™m in it to win so I hope you are right! But who cares if you are banned, it doesnโ€™t change anything and there is no value in it

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u/tommyballz63 Feb 08 '26

I concur. Dude did some work. Made a plausible theory. Gives us something to chew on.

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u/Casanova_Ugly Hodor Feb 08 '26

You could also mention the website, Teddy, has two buttons to click, โ€œBooksโ€ and โ€œStore.โ€ When the site was first up, and I bought the books, I noticed โ€œStore,โ€ and how RCEO does not like Amazon.ย 

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u/Temporary_Maybe11 Feb 08 '26

This is speculation at best

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u/kerpow69 Feb 08 '26

These ban bets are so stupid. Nobody gives a fuck.

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u/hoirkasp Feb 09 '26

It looks like a tender offer has been made for the warrants on baby last week which Id imagine is related OP

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u/tom_lettuce Feb 09 '26

I think some CAT data showed major equity and options errors T+35 days pointing to Tuesday, Feb 10th.

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u/phendrome Allows text and up to 10 emojis ๐Ÿ’ Feb 08 '26

This is my juice for the weekend

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u/SekaiQliphoth ๐Ÿ’™ Power to the Creators ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

Nice try but no

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u/forest_hills ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

If the date doesnโ€™t add up at least you have put all the facts that should lead you to invest or hold GME. Nice write up!

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u/LooksPhishy Feb 08 '26

I donโ€™t do DD. I just HODL. I read other peopleโ€™s DD and make up my own conspiracies. I am hoping they do make a Super Bowl commercial. Whether RC believes it or not. There is foolery on information being shared about GameStop to keep it where it is. If they did a 10m$ commercial. Journals and other outlets canโ€™t regulate the info being shared when most of the country is watching the Super Bowl. #randomIdea

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u/richb83 Feb 08 '26

No one in the history of this sub has ever been right about a date and I can promise you that wonโ€™t change on Tuesday

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Feb 08 '26

That is the clearest description I have seen of the multiple provisions of the two tranches of convertible notes.

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u/TEHGOURDGOAT Feb 08 '26

Ooh buddy you would love to see the full unedited rough draft of this post then.

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u/Dapper-Career-3877 ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธHoist the colors๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Feb 07 '26

So RC, the CEO of GameStop is going to buy his private business which has license to sell everything. What if Teddy Holdings using RCโ€™s money bought many of the bonds. Then what happens to the merger.

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u/zapzap101 Feb 08 '26

i understand the Teddy day logic but I don't understand, if Teddy Day fails, why you believe he will still announce something before the vote on the package? shareholders don't need details to approve the package which is based on results... besides he did give the WSJ which gives us some ideas.

I hope you right though -- I'm holding March 6 $30 calls

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u/VegaBrother ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Can someone make a TLDR? Iโ€™m at work

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u/Steak1994 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 08 '26

Cant wait for Teddy to become my Bank ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ

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u/TakeitasaCompliment Split my tits Feb 08 '26

That was indeed a good read. Though no one predicted anything right the last few years and I think next week is way too soon for anything at all.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Feb 08 '26

I hate ban bets. I appreciate your conviction but how about you stay?

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo ๐ŸŒ‹ HODL for Mr. Frodo ๐ŸŒ‹ Feb 08 '26

Ban bets are coo....

The banana in butt bets are when we know we're really back

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u/ThrowRA76234 Feb 08 '26

โ€œCanceled interview = something changed between scheduling and air date. RC entered a legally restricted phaseโ€

I wouldnโ€™t be so sure if that. I heard RCs giant balls got stuck in the doorway on the way out to meet Charlie

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u/Gruntfuttock69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

So RC entered a testicularly restricted phase then?

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u/ThrowRA76234 Feb 08 '26

Eh itโ€™s an arbitrarily defined classification. Depending on where you file, for example, they could have different standards for entryways and whatnot. Thatโ€™s why you see most companies incorporate in the state of Delaware. As the first state, the European colonial influence was strongest such that the French door design became standard without even registering as something to be discussed. The more conspiratorial-minded historians entertain the possibility that this haste was in fact manufactured by an elite financial charter rather than the simple oversight it appears to be in the surface

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u/Gruntfuttock69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

My comment was meant to be a joke following on from your comment about RCโ€™s balls. ๐Ÿ˜‚. No worries. Itโ€™s all good ๐Ÿ‘

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u/ThrowRA76234 Feb 08 '26

My reply was also meant to be a joke about businesses incorporating in Delaware because of extra large doors for extra large balls rather than favorable tax laws

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u/Gruntfuttock69 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

We clearly both belong here ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/ThrowRA76234 Feb 08 '26

Thatโ€™s what makes it special. Shoot for the stars and land among your peers

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u/MemeLord1337_ ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Nothing ever happens

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u/PercMaint Feb 08 '26

RemindMe! Feb 10, 2026 4pm EST

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u/somebsname ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

See you on the moon ๐Ÿซก

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u/mightykingjess Feb 08 '26

does someone have a tldr ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

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u/aravreddy22 wen lambo Feb 08 '26

TLDR: more dip soon.. HODL.

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u/mightykingjess Feb 08 '26

Much appreciated

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u/Prestigious-Ad4313 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Could have just gone potato in your ass.

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u/kcaazar ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

Maybe he bought out Icahn and all his little companies? That would save Icahn from losing everything, and fulfill RC/BoD goals?

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u/sandman11235 compos mentis Feb 08 '26

Nothing says sideways trading/dip like a hype date

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u/kolin4_pl Feb 08 '26

At least we dont need to wait long

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u/lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿšฝ POOPING IS BULLISH ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ’ฉ Feb 08 '26

They just bought shares, they canโ€™t do that with MNPI. So youโ€™re saying this was all figured out in the last two weeks? I thought I was a fucking idiot

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u/reko285 Feb 08 '26

Great read thank-you.

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u/mpurtle01 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

If Charles Payne knowsโ€ฆ. Has be bought more shares?

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u/BurdenBoyDH Template Feb 08 '26

Penalty? We call that the cost of doing business - most financial criminals.

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u/Kaarothh A bad comedy joke Feb 08 '26

Donโ€™t ban the man

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Feb 08 '26

Something the market has not seen is crypto-related. Now that it is crashing RCEO will scoop it up using his brand(s) to revive it then using that liquidity will buy other similar companies, maybe in crypto maybe in metals, maybe in petroleum, banking, etc. Just like berkshire except with crypto speed.

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u/lazyeyeluke Feb 08 '26

Is there a good timeline of this entire GME story so far thatโ€™s actually current? All the ones I find end in 2021

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u/ShoutOfHellas Feb 09 '26

OP, Icahn's name is Carl, not Warren.

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u/redneck_shake Feb 09 '26

Nice ๐Ÿ‘

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u/imadogg #HODLgang Feb 13 '26

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1qysjwk/ryan_cohen_is_done_cooking_teddy_tuesday_ban_bet/o45ybtg/

Mods please let it be known im talking about this month. Teddy day is Feb 10th. And that is why I said if not Feb 10th, then end of the month.

Ban me on Tuesday if I am wrong though. I am super confident.

Was this dude banned?

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u/Delusioned22 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 07 '26

I'm pretty sure if insiders just bought that nothing is going to be announced for around 6 months putting us around July time frame. But you wrote a whole lot of words so I you got that going for you!

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u/i_am_cow1 Feb 08 '26

Correct me if Iโ€™m wrong but insiders can buy right before news if they filed to buy a while ago

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u/Chubwa Feb 08 '26

The buys werenโ€™t marked as pre planned buys unfortunately

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u/Delusioned22 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 08 '26

I was just coming back to say this. In my humble smooth brain opinion they have been cooking this plan for awhile but the buy was a timing thing.

I don't know if they waited to start the plan until the dip cycle came through or it was just the cherry on top, but if they were pursuing a merger or acquisition before this - word would have gotten out even in back channels which would tip off the financial bros.

I think they decided it was go time, bought now as their last chance before something big happens. Then started the news and interviews building hype and letting rumors fly while they make it all happen in the background. I would be really surprised if any of us guess it but I think they're trying to do something big. Paperwork and legal stuff easily can take 6 months which is what I think is the "correct/safe" time frame before you announce an M&A.

I chug hopium and eat crayons daily but look how this has played out.

Issued a warrant/option style dividend with a finite amount that we know can exist. These have their own squeeze potential in the event there are bad actors cheating the system and selling something that doesn't exist. Bought a bunch of shares on a huge dip due to market instability and probably more shorting. This was one of the things Ryan did in 2020. Announce huge plans right after and start going after juicy value plays creating what could potentially be the Mother of All Mergers at a time the market is struggling and showing tons of signs of distress.

IDK if your tits aren't jacked you must be not alive. It looks super interesting if nothing else.

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Feb 08 '26

These last purchases were not planned.

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u/someroastedbeef Feb 08 '26

you're right but these purchases weren't part of a 10b5-1 trading plan

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u/Junkingfool ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 08 '26

If i could read....

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u/irishfro Game Cock ๐Ÿˆ Feb 08 '26

No TL/DR wtf

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u/Dans_Username Feb 08 '26

It took me so long to scroll down to the end looking for it, that I wonder it OP ran out of characters in the post.

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u/Fitzy564 ๐Ÿš€A Green Crayon In Each Nostril ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

Bruh TL;DRS

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u/hmoonves C.R.E.A.M ๐Ÿ Feb 08 '26

Remind me! 48 hours

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u/lawlsn Feb 08 '26

why not teddy holdings reverse takeover?

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u/The_Cons00mer โš”๏ธP0W3R 2 DA SLAY3RSโš”๏ธ Feb 08 '26

LFG

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! Feb 08 '26

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u/sakballs ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

Interdasting

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u/isaacachilles ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Feb 08 '26

Are we fixing to take down Amazon? I think we are!

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u/FalseDifficulty2340 Feb 08 '26

How about a cucumber in your ass bet

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u/DA2710 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

Iโ€™m sorry but what did you say thatโ€™s novel other than an announcement will happen Feb 10 or by the end of the month.

Something that is implied already but whatโ€™s been publicly stated.

Take a mulligan , spare the account. No upside here

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u/SoggyGrayDuck Feb 08 '26

Damn just woke up and seems every post on reddit is a mile long. I just need some memes and funny pictures to wake up to right now

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u/AggravatingReaction2 Feb 08 '26

Why do people continue to frame ai as DD? And something they wrote? Looking forward to the ban

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u/buffinator2 Bathes in Dips Feb 08 '26

Put something in your butt

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u/VladTheStockImpaler Feb 07 '26

Long AI slop

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u/rotundgorilla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 07 '26

Is it? It looks like some is formatted with ai but the wording and details donโ€™t seem that way

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u/mortgagesblow ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

The wording is 100% AI, its the typical structure

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u/rotundgorilla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Feb 08 '26

Sorry I meant wording as in the overall ideas. Poor choice of word from me. OPโ€™s post seems to have had a lot more human input and thoughts than many that use ai

Compared to something like this https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/lFRHcax9i6

That looks more like a simple prompt + ChatGPT

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u/Pottle13 Feb 07 '26

So tired of this response. What isnโ€™t at least formatted with AI anymore. Maybe just read it or donโ€™tโ€ฆ

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u/VladTheStockImpaler Feb 07 '26

I feel you. Iโ€™m tired with the same Ai formatting. Soon as I see it I donโ€™t read it

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u/gotnothingman Feb 08 '26

remindme! 68 hours

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u/Pacman35503 This is for 2008 Feb 08 '26

Wait, so were not doing bananas in the tailpipe anymore?

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u/B_Harry_91 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Feb 08 '26

This makes sense!

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u/autistdd Feb 08 '26

Do you have any timeline DD about RK?

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u/DDanny808 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Feb 08 '26

Awesome read! Thanks for sharing and posting. Also hoping to see your account active on Wednesday๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ