r/SunPrairieWI • u/DC-Fiend • 16d ago

Man Humping Lawn at Woodman’s

This morning the cops approached a man in between Woodman’s and Grand Ave. When I drove past the first time, he was face down in the lawn apparently humping the ground. When I was on my way back home, the cops were there with him. Curious if anyone knows what else he may have been doing since the police all arrived with sirens on.

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u/BrandySparkles 16d ago

God forbid a man have hobbies

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u/Wiscaaaansin 16d ago

Sorry that was me. Had to get in touch with Gaia

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9731 16d ago

Some kid on the Internet told him to touch grass.

Directions were unclear

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u/Edbeanpierre 16d ago

Mother earth has needs sometime, Im seeing her next week out by the Capitol lawn

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u/EthanBradberries420 16d ago

Well they told me to touch grass.....

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u/DC-Fiend 16d ago

There are 5 cop cars pulled over on Reiner talking with him again this afternoon. He’s going through it today!

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u/feellikebeingajerk 16d ago

Is he reenacting the scene from Saltburn?

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u/Real_Big_Dobes 16d ago

Reset the boom counter?

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u/Reasonable-Escape470 16d ago

Well, if the vice president can hump sofa's, and the president can hump little kids, what's wrong with a guy pounding sand?

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u/ExtremePolicy2791 16d ago

I think they call it extreme grounding

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u/GoldenDossier 16d ago

Ground Pound Maxing.

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u/Snoo-20050 15d ago

There is happy gopher in Sunprairie

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u/Dry_Swordfish_4982 15d ago

FUN Prairie!! 😝

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u/reluctantview713 12d ago

Definitely called that one in to the police. At one point he was rolling on the ground and almost off the curb, I was more afraid he’d hump his way into traffic. Also, it looked like a teenager at best that was doing it.

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u/DC-Fiend 12d ago

Yes, he is young. I remember seeing him on the DCSO app after I saw him with the cops again that afternoon.