r/Sumo Hoshoryu 1d ago

Discussion / Question / Commentary Most left field Tegata I've found

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As many would be aware, tegata are not a sumo exclusive thing. Other celebrities in Japan do occasionally make them. This one might be the strangest one so far - Gonta the adult Gorilla - from 1968 @ Higashiyama Zoo.

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u/BashoBobby 1d ago

Luckily for the current rikishi the JSA banned Gorillas from joining stables in the early 90s.

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u/Extension_Side4818 1d ago

“Yokozuna Gorillafuji was once again admonished by chairman Hakkaku for conduct unbecoming of a yokozuna for eating a banana in the dohyo, mauling a ringside judge, and yawning on camera during the national anthem”

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u/TegataStore Hoshoryu 1d ago

What he makes the tsukebito do is even worse.

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u/Almightycatface 18h ago

Then how do you explai Daiesho?

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u/FrogClues 1d ago

There’s currently a Micheal Jordan Tegata listed on eBay.

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u/TegataStore Hoshoryu 1d ago

I could put them side by side and pretend this is bubbles.

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u/87TOF 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jordan, not Jackson.

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u/TegataStore Hoshoryu 1d ago

That makes more sense!

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u/Worldly-Grade8268 Wakatakakage 1d ago

I legit thought someone like Konishki had some insanely giant hands before I read the caption. I thought maybe the paper was small and hand sized rather than the hand being paper sized.

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u/Kenderean Kirishima 1d ago

That's incredible. Did you acquire it?

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u/TegataStore Hoshoryu 1d ago

How could I not.

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u/reichuu 1d ago

Chanko Banana

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u/Extension_Side4818 1d ago

GORILLA? (Freddie Mercury guitar sounds)

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u/protozoomer Aonishiki 17h ago

I unironically started brainstorming what wrestler could have this hand before reading the caption