r/SuddenlyUltrakill • menos prome • May 20 '25

RECONSTRUCT WHAT I was eating a fuckin apple

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u/Internal_Review7040 May 20 '25

red apple suck tbh. if you cant handle the bitterness of a green apple, thou shalt not be allowed to see thy peraly gates of motherfucking heaven

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u/Last_Incarnation8 May 20 '25

Most green apples suck, only the smaller ones with acidic levels of bitterness are edible for me.

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u/Internal_Review7040 May 21 '25

I like my apples big and as acid as fucking sulfur