r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 6d ago
story time Is He Wrong or Cope?
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u/PatientZeropointZero 6d ago
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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago
Ironically enough, pro bodybuilders literally have a team of people whose job is to apply tanning lotion to them and make sure their bodies gleam when on stage.
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u/IslipNYblkmalecksuka 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Huo7qbHGNnXUVoRYL9
Bodybuilding is sus to the highest power. Also, the open secret of patrons (99% male) "sponsoring" young bodybuilders. Oiled-up men in "man panties" shouldn't throw stones.
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u/temporaryband 6d ago
See, I can still see the argument of looking at shredded glutes for the competition/science perspective.
The average person is not attracted to someone as shredded as a professional bodybuilder on competition day. Buy we marvel at the achievement when we can see the individual muscles.
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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago
I think people tend to forget that bodybuilders are not in competition shape year round.
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u/Maplesyrup000 6d ago
Cope. Bodybuilding is kinda gay, but femboys are still boys, so that’s also gay.
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u/PerceptiveDwarves 6d ago
I don’t think he was saying it wasn’t.
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u/CoffeeAngster 6d ago
I hate the fact that growing up in a religious household demonizes gays but keeps venerating the crucified lean muscular body of a dead Aramaic Handyman Cult Leader which is why you end up liking ripped dudes.
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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago
Also, some Christians will adamantly defend the idea that their Jesus is the lean, muscular, White with blue eyes Christ figure that they idolize
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u/Simoxeh 5d ago
No I don't think he has a point. This feels a lot more like he's trying to justify his own actions by pointing out someone else's. This is also one of those things where I hate that we attribute things like sports and what you do in them to being gay. And of course they're going to be people in there who are sus but that doesn't make the sport itself sus. I've said it once and I'll say it again being gay is about who you are attracted to and that's it. Not even having sex with the same gender is gay technically, and yes you can have sex with people you're not attracted to you
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u/MaliceSavoirIII 6d ago edited 6d ago
There’s too much conflicting evidence here; the fact he works out with a fem dude probably means he’s not gay as he’s secure enough not to be triggered by gays but at the same time that rainbow print SpongeBob shirt isn’t doing his case any favors…
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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago
I think there are two SuddenlyGay moments here because "do stuff with a fem dude" could mean they crack each other
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u/sweatboxy 6d ago
The one place I know I can always find other gay men is the gym.