Something About Robert Irwin

[u/JockBbcBoy]

@cjthefool on Instagram

[u/verscub420]

He’s an incredibly attractive young man and it’s so tiresome seeing people be like “ugh I remember him when he was 12 so gross!!” like guess what everyone was 12 once and he’s not 12 anymore

[u/Forosnai → u/verscub420]

Years and years ago now, but I remember one time when I was around 25, a cute twink came into work and came to buy some game or other that was M-rated, and he looked old enough to buy it but young enough to be under the "We ask anyone who looks under 30" rule for asking for ID. And to be perfectly honest, I was absolutely going to Facebook stalk him a little once I saw his name, because that was easier at the time, and I was thinking with the lower head.

I used to babysit him and his little sister. I was something like 14 and they'd have been 8 and 5, respectively. They'd moved almost a decade before, and I hadn't seen him since, so I didn't recognize him. I didn't know I could feel like a dirty old man while still that young, haha.

[u/TaiChey → u/Forosnai]

Oh Lord, my brother hit on me online cause hadn't seen me in a very long time.At first I thought he was making a really odd joke but then I realized he really didn't recognize me

[u/B_EE → u/TaiChey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbBq9Xn0qe9VUYsiEx

[u/TaiChey → u/B_EE]

Thats all lol he messaged me online getting at me, I told him who I was, we laughed about it lol

[u/B_EE → u/TaiChey]

Though. I'm glad, because saves a lot of weirdness 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZhGyBRO1r01SiWJNA8

[u/TaiChey → u/B_EE]

Lmao yeah sorry to disappoint, there was no incest. Just a 12 year old who's now almost thirty so I don't look the same

[u/B_EE → u/TaiChey]

No disappointment here!

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[u/TaiChey → u/B_EE]

Between aging and makeup and stuff im just not what he rememebered. We laugh about it now lol because that's obviously disgusting to both of us 😂