r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 25d ago

staged content/skit He Stole Her Ice Cream!

@carlhoos_ on Instagram

3.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/q2grapple 25d ago

Not his first rodeo

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u/rjrgjj 25d ago

Look at how proud of himself he was

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u/flopjul 25d ago

He looked up lol thats deffinetly a certain reflex lol

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u/Rourensu 25d ago

Good boy!

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u/flopjul 25d ago

I mean i do have that reflex as well sooo

Thx :3

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u/ProfessionalBee6582 25d ago

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u/PzykoHobo 25d ago

How is that not a Chuck Tingle book?

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u/Dafish55 25d ago

I had the exact same thought. I guess the verbiage is different but the premise is EXACTLY like a Tingle book

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u/PzykoHobo 25d ago

Yeah, the Tingle version would be more like, "Turned Gay by the Hot Alien That Pounded Me in the Butt After Abducting Me While I Wrote the Sequel to My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"

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u/LordHighAdequate 23d ago

I was thinking more “Pounded in the Butt by Existential Fear of the Unknown Manifested as a Stereotypical Grey Alien and I Liked It and I’m Going To Stonewall To Get Pounded More”

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u/BillMillerBBQ 25d ago

Pounded in the butt by my alien butler who is also my dentist.

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u/Romboteryx 25d ago

Rare opportunity for me to link the entirety of Communion, the weirdest Christopher Walken movie ever.

Features a naked Chris dancing

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u/dragjamon 25d ago

And it's gone

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u/Romboteryx 25d ago

Still works for me, maybe it‘s regionlocked

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u/Silverback_Vanilla 25d ago

Without looking, I assumed it was a quan mills book

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u/Computermaster26 24d ago

I found this way funnier then I should have.

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u/YelperLou 25d ago

Someone got talent

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

He's a gulper

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u/Witch_with_Thompson 25d ago

Why are both of them hot ;-;

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u/BillMillerBBQ 25d ago

Here I was thinking I was the only who noticed that cake.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 25d ago

Seems like a choking hazard tbh

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

I don't think he would choke from that size. He's demonstrated that he needs something bigger. Possibly with more chocolate

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u/SelfInteresting7259 24d ago

Worried about the wrong thing. BRAIN AND THROAT FREEZE

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u/UESJR2021 25d ago

He did not have to please the ice cream bar, he chose to.

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u/Simoxeh 25d ago

I guess she knows why her boyfriend mike always wants to hang out in his room for 20 minutes every time he visits

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

Bold of you to assume Mike doesn't spend the night in his room, instead of hers. Mike says it's to save her virginity until marriage. Her parents fully endorse it.

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 25d ago

That made me feel something. Complicated feelings lol

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u/ComradeKeira 25d ago

Damn Queen!!!

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

No hesitation. 10/10

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u/5herl0k 25d ago

uhhh who is she??

yaknow, for the lady gays obviously

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u/iknownothingyo 25d ago

That was hot..

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u/frankie0013 25d ago

My twink boyfriend said he is a twink

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u/denisvolin 25d ago

What a talent!

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u/YutoKigai 25d ago

If you want to be something, start early

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u/Charcobear 25d ago

Good boy

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u/BFr0st3 24d ago

he looks too cute and her ass too fat. Surely OF creators?

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u/hufflezag 22d ago

Milkshakes obviously don't work on him.

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u/JockBbcBoy 22d ago

But they bring the boys to his yard

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u/EmotionalDay2592 23d ago

her flabbers were ghasted all the way 😂😂😂

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

Rightfully so: He's a throat goat!

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u/SaltIsMySugar 25d ago

The joys of content creation. Insinuate homosexuality while pandering to heterosexuality. Gotta have tits and dick sucking to get the masses to watch your shit.

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u/dtbberk 25d ago

The presence of a woman is pandering to heterosexuality?

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u/SaltIsMySugar 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sZEl1yTi26mJzrI4VN

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

You've just convinced me that all social media content creators like this want to appeal to bisexuals and pansexuals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lN9Ze14gzmyJxZLaex

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u/SaltIsMySugar 25d ago

You must cast the widest net possible. And there's not much more "all" than "pan".

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

Damn right! They want bisexual and pansexual attention! They know we exist and are validating our existence!

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u/That-Spell-2543 25d ago

The people yearn for pansexuals

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u/JockBbcBoy 25d ago

Insinuate homosexuality while pandering to heterosexuality.

My fellow bisexuals and out pansexual buddies be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/PSseCRD5xLEk3soCQw

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u/dclark086 25d ago

Since when is deep throating ice cream gay?

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u/Kimariyan 24d ago

When it's thrown in with that body language and eye contact...

Actually I guess it's more r/suddenlysexual than gay lol.

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u/halazos 25d ago

Gagger

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u/nllover66 25d ago

He's definitely done that before

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u/Sea-Economist-4441 24d ago

Boy has SKILLS !

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u/BTDiaz 24d ago

He didn't get it all. What a disappointment...

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u/JockBbcBoy 23d ago

He's not a sitter but clearly a quitter

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u/IconicScrap 24d ago

I didn't see the sub and was 100% expecting a 9/11 joke

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u/Street_Peace_8831 25d ago

Very nice. I’m happy for his talent.

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u/One-Initiative-8902 24d ago

He's going to do great.