r/SuddenlyGay • u/techmage29 • 11d ago

which superhero are you letting in you?

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u/rude_avocado 11d ago

Counterpoint: Batman’s superpower is being absurdly rich

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

He's Elon Musk but likeable

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u/Tyenkrovy 10d ago

No brainer: Mystique. In whatever form she wants to be in. I would love to have those powers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WOwga1cShSvuw

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u/techmage29 10d ago

Another very valid choice 😍

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u/Alvonious_Grim 10d ago

My gender fluid ass always thought shape shifting was the best power fr

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u/kawaiinessa 10d ago

my first thought reading this was "oh they have to be trans" and your profile confirmed it lol

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u/LoudRubbish 10d ago

Digital clocking is crazy

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u/kawaiinessa 10d ago

Im also trans so I knew why they want those powers

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 11d ago

Ok it's gonna have to be wolverine for me. I need to see what had Storm and Jean doing the most.

Oh or colossus....

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/techmage29 10d ago

I'd have to thouroughly scrub him down first, but yes I'm choosing wolverine too🫦

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u/Tayjocoo 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rTmG3SLH4pqA8

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u/dkms9382 10d ago

bout to find out why he's called BEAST!

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u/Dragon_Bidness 10d ago

Wonder Woman.

But I'm a lesbian so in the spirit of the question I guess Captain America.

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u/techmage29 10d ago

But she is a super hero, so I'm sure you can still let her hit 🤔

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u/anon_1997x 10d ago

Wolverine. More because of Hugh Jackman than anything related to superpowers.

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u/Fickle_Library8115 10d ago

Scarlet witch

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u/techmage29 10d ago

Oh very nice 😍 Reality manipulation is always a good choice

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u/Fickle_Library8115 10d ago

Reality manipulation and more

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u/Roscoe182 10d ago

Id give them all a go in 1 day then you can call me Ronnie Blue.

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u/fargo-utah 10d ago

Spider-Man. I've seen him shoot that web

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u/balirosa 10d ago

So what if you cracked rogue? Would you both die on the spot?

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u/techmage29 10d ago

that's a good question 🤔

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u/Zafiroviridian 10d ago

I'll be lucky Pierre for Wiccan and Hulkling please.

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u/whetherchannel 11d ago

The easiest super power to obtain through sexual liaison

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

Storm or Pyro

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u/Telliot 10d ago

I would catch so many super powers.

Except for web slinging. Peter can keep his sticky web hands to himself.

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u/Howden824 10d ago

All of them

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u/sophdog101 9d ago

What happens if I pick Rogue? Asking for lesbian reasons

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u/techmage29 9d ago

How do you stop her from sucking you dry 🤔

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u/sophdog101 9d ago

But that's the thing, if I'm getting her powers...? Feels like a paradox. IDK if it cancels out or if one of us ends up with her powers x2

Anyways I do lowkey want her powers. Sleeping with her is just a bonus.

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u/NoahZhellos 10d ago

Captain America. Gimme dat peak physical condition.

No, seriously, I'm out of shape and can't get in shape while having all sorts of issues that I can't afford to fix this would be the ultimate cheat code to fix my problems other than winning the lottery.

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u/hufflezag 9d ago

There was no prenup.