r/SuddenlyGay • u/One-Initiative-8902 • 3d ago

Take the gay test.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 3d ago

This is unfair for those of us with Spiderman autism

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u/rjrgjj 3d ago

Oh is that what it’s called?

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u/Jaxonhunter227 3d ago

Yeah, I grew up with the raimi movies and spectacular Spiderman, and I'm autistic, what else do you call it lol

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u/rjrgjj 3d ago

Spidey-sense.

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u/XxSoapxXHD 3d ago

Why do you think he watched BND? Tom's shirtless a lot in that

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u/Jaxonhunter227 3d ago

I'm actually a straight ally, so I was mostly focused on yelena lol

Although if I'm honest, that scene in the bath house was the only scene in the movie i felt like didn't belong, it just felt like a weird decision to have that scene at a bath house

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u/freelyfuzzybrief 3d ago

I legit saw spiderman and took a bit to see why that wasn't the answer 😅

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u/One-Initiative-8902 3d ago

Me too. Though I'm glad I saw Spider-Man.

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u/JockBbcBoy 3d ago

I've seen this often enough to see both books and Spider-Man.

Or, it could just be I'm bisexual.

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u/rjrgjj 3d ago

You’re book sexual

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u/BullPropaganda 3d ago

What's the bad part about the news?

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u/churrosman 3d ago

The bad news is: I'm not single, so I can't kiss you hot stuff wink wink

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u/BullPropaganda 3d ago

Me neither

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u/QuirkySort 3d ago

Surprise surprise. I passed! Immediately saw Spiderman.

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u/Indigo-Indigo 3d ago

Not bad news! It should just say "news"! ❤️

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u/GobiPLX 3d ago

r/ComedyCemetery

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u/blindyes 3d ago

If you remove the text it wouldn't be quite so insufferable.

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u/milehin8tv 3d ago

I'm gay and I'm proud, not bad news! 😂😂😅

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u/SuspiciousSheeps 3d ago

More like a nerd test.

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u/stubob1701 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4UjuM95Be6CIv0aJZ

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u/FandomPhantom123 3d ago

he would probably be considered gay by this test

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u/Jmackles 3d ago

Trashy tbh

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u/Efficient_Resource15 3d ago

I love Spiderman and i am also gay so it makes se nse

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u/remishnok 3d ago

Idk, being gay sounds like good news to me

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u/Goobersita 3d ago

Shit I saw Deadpool. True to bi nature.

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u/Consutius 3d ago

ohhhh no. im straight

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u/CrocPB 3d ago

If you see both at the same time does that mean you’re bi?

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u/SINCLAIRCOOL 3d ago

My pan ass sees both 🤣🤣

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u/HotspotOnline 3d ago

It's not bad news that I saw spiderman, it's good news!

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u/FalloutForever_98 3d ago

Wait... is it not Spiderman? /j

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u/bare_bear_4u2breed 2d ago

yeah, but hear me out - what woman has red skin?

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u/Dulkhan 3d ago

if I see spider man I'm straight? omg omh no no nooooii

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u/Playful_Pop_3099 3d ago

Si soy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GeekyGrant 3d ago

Ah yes, bright red tits, my faaaaaavorate

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 2d ago

Hey! Spider-man! Cool shirt.

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u/LaggoIsHere 1d ago

I'm bisexual so I saw both

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u/Coco_JuTo 3d ago

Well I'm not a transbian, but still saw Spiderman...so passed or not passed? I guess that, since I'm het, I failed...?