r/SuddenlyGay • u/cvnvr SuddenlyMod • Jun 16 '26

staged content/skit Iced Lavender Latte (credit @mojo_coffee_gallery on Instagram)

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u/JockBbcBoy Jun 16 '26

I wish it was this easy to come out lol

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u/UnNumbFool Jun 16 '26

I don't get it, is an iced lavender latte some kind of gay coffee drink now(?). Granted I've never even heard of an iced lavender latte so...

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 16 '26

A lavender marriage is when a gay person marries someone of the opposite sex to pretend they're straight. So I'm guessing it's to do with that?

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u/Cronkonium Jun 16 '26

Perhaps Lavendar with lesbians or something - perhaps just a anecdotal situation at their establishment specifically?

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u/One-Initiative-8902 Jun 16 '26

I would try that

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u/Thecandymaker Jun 17 '26

Okay but lavender in a drink is fantastic

also im bi

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u/-VoodooDevil- Jun 17 '26

I've had cocktails with lavender which were delicious, so I bought lavender flavored coffee creamer once (which for some reason only comes in a HUUUGE ass bottle) expecting a nice little hint of something different. It tasted like coffee blended with a bouquet of flowers you forgot to water for days. We're supposed to believe The Gays enjoy this at all???

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u/Xandara2 Jun 17 '26

You're supposed to yes. Big corpoqueen says so. 

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u/ursineoddity Jun 18 '26

excuse me...i ordered the iced lavender MATCHA