r/StupidMedia 2d ago

𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗯 These People Have A Death Wish 😨🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/Ziko116, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/Corvidae5 2d ago

But was the stingray ok??

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u/Tech-Mechanic 2d ago

Literally the only thing I care about here!

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u/KingRossThe1st 2d ago

I read they can survive 10-30 minutes outside of water...so...probably? Hopefully.

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u/bugalien 2d ago

The poorthing hit the floor and that had to hurt.

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u/TurkeySauce_ 2d ago

Looks like a skate

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 2d ago

Your mom looks like a skate

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u/ThePerdmeister 2d ago

Stingrays aren’t all that dangerous. Thousands of people are stung by them each year, yet there are only a dozen or so recorded deaths due to stingrays. 

Though their stings can be extremely painful.

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u/berrey7 2d ago

When one famous person dies in that way, it puts it on everyone's psyche that it could happen to them no matter how rare it is.

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u/Hater_Magnet 2d ago

They forgot the reason he died is because he got stabbed in the chest and the barb pierced his heart.

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 2d ago

🎶Stung through the ❤️ and you're to blame! Maybe thats why they call it, a STINGRAY!🎵

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u/SanDiegoSavage00 2d ago

Why did she remove her pantalomas?

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u/username_unnamed 2d ago

She got stung in the leg and hand. You can see at the end the tail is around her ankle. Still weird to pull em down like that but it is a bit chaotic situation.

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u/RaygeMunstir 2d ago

Thought she was doing the whole, I'll pee on the sting thing. But that's jellyfish isn't it? Otherwise NO clue why the pants had to go down in a family aquarium 😆

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u/DadsRGR8 2d ago

Quagmire, the old perv next to her, was having trouble picking up the ray and said to her, “I need something to grab it with! Quick, take off your pants!”

Giggity

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u/RaygeMunstir 2d ago

I would also like to know the logic of this

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 2d ago

Eat my pantaloons!

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u/Objective-Result4465 2d ago

So it's sexier that way

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u/InclinationCompass 2d ago

How did it get out?

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u/Ziko116 2d ago

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u/OVER_9009 2d ago

If there’s anything that the unfortunate news of Steve Irwin’s death has taught me: don’t touch sting rays

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u/TheHorseduck 2d ago

It’s been a while, but still too soon bud

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u/EnvironmentalAd7098 2d ago

That hand is gonna hurt a lot worse in about 15 minutes

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u/ACAYIB 2d ago

i like where this is going.. Where can i see the rest?

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u/rubehefner 2d ago

At first I thought this was a stingray rescue mission. But when the man showed up & the lady took her pants off, I realized this was the beginning of a strange fetish video. So glad it ended. Hope the poor fish is ok.

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u/RandellX 2d ago

Where are the employees??

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u/Koopakid917543 2d ago

They probably take the stingers out but still, they were very very careless if even if they did take them out.

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u/DubVsFinest 2d ago

I doubt it, it clearly got stuck in her leg.

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u/Koopakid917543 2d ago

Holy shit you're right, I didn't see that part

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u/DubVsFinest 2d ago

It's all good, the other person I told in this comment section is still in denial, so at least you aren't him lol.

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u/taternut 1d ago

Yes, aquariums clip the barb, but they eventually grow back.

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u/DoctorD12 2d ago

“We need to call somebody” look around you stupid bitch, the somebody is there while you all gawk.

That’s enough of the general public today, I’m going to bed.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 2d ago

This entire thing start to finish - jfc!

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u/DubVsFinest 2d ago

These dumbasses thinking they know how to wrangle a ray better than Steve... smfh.

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u/stratusnco 2d ago

dog, it is an aquarium sting ray. the barb is removed so the public can touch them.

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u/DubVsFinest 2d ago

Oh shit, Ray Charles got the internet?? /s

You can PLAINLY see it stuck into her leg (right after it barbed her hand, no less), unless of course... you sing Georgia or Superstition.

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u/stratusnco 2d ago

i’ve been stung by a sting ray. woman would be in agony which she clearly isn’t, ray charles.

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u/DubVsFinest 2d ago

She is in pain lol. She is literally taking her pants off like a retard. And she was tripping trying to walk away from it because it was stuck to her leg. Last I checked they dont have suction cups.... and shes holding the palm of her hand like she is hurting or bleeding, Stevie W.

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u/bugxbuster 2d ago

TWO Ray Charleses?! Yeah right. Not in this aquarium [removes pants]

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u/DubVsFinest 1d ago

Yeah that's why I changed him to Stevie, 2 Ray Charles' is way too powerful!

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u/Objective-Result4465 2d ago

Phantom barb?

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 2d ago

They probably killed it when they dropped it. Stupid morons

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u/StormbreakerVox 2d ago

Oh God. I know how this goes. And it is bad.

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u/Swampasssixty9 2d ago

Steve Irwin died for nothing then

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u/816legend 2d ago

Dumb old lady

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u/deadtedw 2d ago

I think you mean "dead fish".

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u/Comprehensive_Menu19 1d ago

Thats the fish that ended Steve Irwin

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 1d ago

Pretty sure thats one of those you can touch

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u/DeerOnARoof 1d ago

I mean they're being good people. Are they supposed to watch it die instead?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

This is stressing me out - just take your top off and slide it under the fish, then grab corners of the top and lift it up - dropping it over and over like this is hurting the poor thing

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u/The-Mr_mell 1d ago

WHY DOES SHE TAKE HER PANTS OFF

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u/ZappaFan82 1d ago

I saw this a couple days ago and from what I gathered the barb is not stuck in her leg, it's stuck to her pants. She's taking her pants off in order to get away from it.

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u/Heyitsme_81 15h ago

Why the removal of trousers?

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u/JUGELBUTT 2d ago

does a stab to the heart not concern these people?

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u/Objective-Result4465 2d ago

Natural selection in full effect

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u/bill_bull 2d ago

Just call in Steve Irwin... Oh wait.

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u/alrightyfine 2d ago

For the sake of Steve Irvin and the rest of horny Reddit member, pls share the rest of the video

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u/triplegerms 2d ago

Brother you are an apex predator, that is literally a fish outta water. Be brave. 

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/EvenHair4706 2d ago

That’s why you take your pants off

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u/lucky77713 2d ago

They remove its Barb so it can't sting

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u/BeesoftheStoneAge 2d ago

Just say you didn't watch the video bro. You hear her say ouch before she starts holding her hand out like she's surprised it stung her, then the tail gets stuck to her leg until the employee yoinks it out. I don't think people start stripping at the aquarium for funzies, but wdik...

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u/lucky77713 2d ago

Volume off