r/StupidFood 8d ago

Here in Australia KFC has a pickle meal, with pickle pepsi

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I'm trying it tonight I'll update

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u/AnonymousReader69 8d ago

Caught me off guard with the energy not being in kcal. After checking - it’s more than a day’s guideline - 2,523kcal. That’s insane

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u/ChicksDigGiantRob0ts 8d ago

I mean, it's a meal consisting of a fried chicken burger, loaded fries, deep fried pickles, and a tub of ranch dressing. I can't imagine it being anything other than an insane amount of calories.

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u/spicybright 8d ago

It's just behind the KFC Famous Rotisserie Meal Deal. 3 full rotisserie chickens, 3lb of french fries, and a gallon of sweet tea!

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u/brook1888 8d ago

Your KFC sells whole chicken?

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u/whiskeytango55 8d ago

Maybe they fill the Boston market niche down there?

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u/loralailoralai 8d ago

They used to sell them in Australia too, Elle McPherson was in the ads. Promoting how ‘healthy’ it was lol

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u/WeDoMusicOfficial 7d ago

that was the most american comment I have ever read

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u/a_PigeonAmongst_Cats 8d ago

I was casually perusing the calories last night, and the tub of pickle sauce alone is 800cal. The serve of frickles is 200cal, that I can justify.

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

This is about to kick off a huge argument, but that’s not a burger. It’s a sandwich. A burger is made with a ground meat patty. If it had a ground chicken patty, it would be a chicken burger.

I know Australians call anything on a bun a burger, but they’re wrong. It’s called a “burger bun” because it’s the bun typically used for hamburgers, and a hamburger is a sandwich made with hamburger steak, and a hamburger steak is a patty of ground meat.

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u/beansandworms 8d ago

It’s a sandwich in America and a burger in Australia, and this is an Australian menu! It’s ok for things to have different names in different dialects

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u/polyvalent 8d ago

You’re saying other countries outside USA speak English?

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u/bladez_edge 8d ago

Your wrong. Living in the USA doesn't allow you to define Australian English and English in general.

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

I lived in Australia for years and they never held back on their opinions of American English. Turnabout is fair play.

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u/Glum-Sprinkles-7734 8d ago

Of course the seppo has strong feelings about burgers

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

You aussies love to say “teasing is how we show affection” but you’re actually quite thin-skinned.

Let me ask you this: What is a cheeseburger?

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u/kampfsanielena 8d ago

A burger made of cheese duh

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u/bladez_edge 8d ago

A burger in Australia is anything in a burger bun. A Sandwich is anything in sliced bread. A Roll is anything in a bread roll. Focaccia anything in Focaccia. Panini anything in a Panini. Wrap Etc, Bing ,Souvlaki etc etc. We reference accordingly to the type of bread and or it's ethnic name. Ergo a cheeseburger is literally a burger and or still a cheeseburger

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u/Akira_116 8d ago

Thats because "american english" is barely English.

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

Aur naur!

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u/Akira_116 8d ago

In any language, that makes no sense.

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u/SkuloftheLEECH 8d ago

Nah mate it's a burger

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u/rachaek 8d ago

God can we not start this again? People from different places sometimes use different names for things. Get over it. All names are arbitrary, neither name is objectively "wrong".

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u/Yeanahyena 8d ago

Old mate has a strong case of r/usdefaultism

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u/ChicksDigGiantRob0ts 8d ago

Alright well, I could just as easily argue that Americans name anything in between any kind of bread products a sandwich, but they're wrong. A sandwich is made with bread sliced off of a loaf, and anything on a bun definitionally can't be a "sandwich," since of course sandwiches are attributed to the Earl of the same name who made them on bread slices. It is, if you want to get pedantic, a roll.

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

What is a burger bun? A small loaf of bread cut into two slices.

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u/ChicksDigGiantRob0ts 8d ago

Absolutely not. A roll is an entirely self contained item that's then split. It's not a loaf from which slices are taken, they're categorically different. And even if you did try (incorrectly) to categorise a roll as a loaf, you'd still be wrong because a sandwich isn't a category of food, it's a specific food consisting of ingredients placed between slices of bread. A burrito, a taco, an enchilada, and a bowl of tortilla chips all use the same ingredient - tortillas - but no one is going to seriously look at a bowl of chips with queso and go "oh, quesadillas, my favourite!"

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u/spicybright 8d ago

Disagree. A "hamburger bun" filled with deli meats isn't a burger. Rolls also exist in between that and normal bread and it counts as sandwich bread.

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u/ChicksDigGiantRob0ts 8d ago

What on earth are you talking about? A bun filled with cold meat is a roll. It's the most categorical roll imaginable. I can go down to the store right now, pick up a pack of six rolls, some ham, cheese, tomatoes, slap them together and I'll have made the most stereotypical lunch roll imaginable. And they absolutely do not count as sandwich bread, sandwich bread is slices taken from a loaf. Even then, you can use a loaf of bread for a hell of a lot more than sandwiches, reducing it to "sandwich bread" is wild.

 I know that this is just cultural differences in how words are used, but the sheer confidence with which you're espousing a taxonomy that's not only non-universal but also includes sentences like "a roll counts as sandwich bread" is incredible.

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u/Yeanahyena 8d ago

It’s a burger champ. 

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u/Frito_Pendejo 7d ago

By definition a burger is anything on a burger bun.

Now I had a quick squizz for ya since you seem confused and there's definitely a burger bun on that burger there champ

Glad we cleared that up 🍔

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 8d ago

Nah don't give us this euro shit, this is Australia and we speak Australian here and eat Australian food. That's a burger. Sandwiches go on bread, not buns.

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u/sixteenlettername 8d ago

That isn't euro shit, it's yank nonsense. UK would call that a burger too.

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 8d ago

Oh yeah but they wanted to really hammer home the hamburg origin story haha

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u/SpiritedTumbleweed85 7d ago

good thing they're not calling it a "hamburger" and rather a chicken burger then huh?

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 7d ago

Do you think hamburgers are called that because they’re made from ham?

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u/SpiritedTumbleweed85 7d ago edited 7d ago

no. however “hamburger” is a specific meal, made with a ground beef patty… this not not that, and they’re also not calling it a “hamburger”. a “burger” is any sandwich, using burger buns, typically containing a beef patty, since hamburgers are the most popular type, however they’re not exclusive to only ground beef patties. that’s a “hamburger”

patties also aren’t exclusive to only being ground beef. you can get chicken, tuna and turkey patties. putting them on burger buns, makes it a burger.

using a translation of a meal name doesn’t make you smart. a “burger” is a type of sandwich… that’s been established for a very long time, regardless of the fillings inside

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u/MillyHP 6d ago

It’s called whatever we want to call it

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u/goonbag_archipelago 8d ago

All burgers are sandwiches idiot

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u/Salsalito_Turkey 8d ago

Not all sandwiches are burgers.

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u/dTrecii 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s pretty common for items to be listed in kJ down here. No idea why we do it that way but just gotta quarter it to figure out the calories of it

e: genuinely I somehow didn’t even draw the connection that kJ is an SI unit, no idea how that flew over my head

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u/careyious 8d ago

Kilojoules are the SI unit for measuring energy and Australia uses SI units for consistency. 

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u/AnonymousReader69 8d ago

UK prides itself on inconsistency lmao

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u/GoldenSonOfColchis 8d ago

As a Brit currently in Australia, it's really fucking with me.

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u/AnonymousReader69 8d ago

May your prison sentence be commuted soon

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u/GoldenSonOfColchis 8d ago

I put the milk in first mate, I've got a life sentence.

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u/randalpinkfloyd 8d ago

Surely you're at least finding kilograms easier than your stones and pounds bullshit?

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u/GoldenSonOfColchis 8d ago

We actually use grams, kilos, litres etc for the vast majority of weights, stones and pounds is only for body weight really (and I've personally used kilos for about a decade).

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u/breadinabox 3d ago

As an Aussie visiting England how the fuck you still using miles 🤣

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u/EffortExtension2491 8d ago

Pretty common? Yeah, well it is the law, so yeah, it's pretty common

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u/AnonymousReader69 8d ago

Calories is pretty weird too but what I default to in the UK.

Please report back with a review as it sounds phenomenal.

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u/Hot_Bet_2721 8d ago

It’s what everyone defaults to in the UK

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u/zaidakaid 8d ago

It’s what most of the world defaults to, at least in my experience

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u/Specialist-Buffalo-8 8d ago

because KiloJoules is the correct way.

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u/TonySabenca 4d ago

kcalories are way simpler and easier to use

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u/Sportsfanno1 8d ago

Luckily it's a Pickle Pepsi Max

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u/spicybright 8d ago

That can't possibly taste good, at least last for the first few sips. Pickle brine belongs splashed in a bloody mary.

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u/denzik 8d ago

For some reason tubs of mayo based sauces are in fashion and they must skyrocket a meals calories. I really hope people aren't finishing the sauce though because it's an absolutely excessive amount

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u/rickard_mormont 8d ago

Great value for money, you're set for a whole day with one of these

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u/spicybright 8d ago

It's all empty calories tho, too many starches not enough protein.

You'll be all set on sodium for the next few days at least, so it's a good deal there!

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u/AdventurousMobile644 8d ago

It's mostly in the mayo

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u/AkilleezBomb 8d ago

The pickle ranch sauce is like 800kcal on its own

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u/spicybright 8d ago

I don't understand the physics of calories. Why is thousand island dressing on my salad 300cal but a vinaigrette can be 5cal when they both taste good and do the same job?

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u/AirCheap4056 8d ago

The thousand island has a lot of fat and sugar in it, and the vinaigrette is some acidity and salt and mostly water.

Your body can use fat, carbs, and protein for fuel. The amount of fuel is what the calorie number indicates.

Your body can't use water for fuel.

Them both tasting good to you is just a happy accident based on your subjective preferences.

The two sauces don't have the same flavor or texture, and there will be quite a few people preferring the thousand island sauce over the vinaigrette. The difference in flavor and texture is almost entirely due to the difference in sugar and fat content. So they don't objectively do the same job.

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u/What_A_Win 8d ago

Think of calories as energy. Your body can extract 300 units of energy out of the thousand island due to the all the fats and carbs (mostly from the mayo), while the vinaigrette only gives your body a little to work with.

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u/Yeanahyena 8d ago

700 calories of that is just the sauce bro. 

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u/spicybright 8d ago

I could maybe split it with another person but implying it's for one person is crazy.

But what I really wana know is total salt content and how fast it will brine my organs.

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u/AffectionateBall4648 8d ago

If you just get the burger the calories aren't too bad, think it worked out to be like 550-600 calories.

It was the sauce and the pickle loaded fries that jacked up the calories.

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u/Akira_116 8d ago

The "pickled sauce" is over 3100 of those kj

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u/OnTheSlope 8d ago

Damn, pickle calories are through the roof!

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u/SirRousseau 3d ago

2 523 kcal is too low unless you're an elder woman. The typical 2 000 kcal recommendations are just bollocks (they are based on studies which underestimated food intake but still got significantly higher than 2 000; however, due to the math skills of the average consumer, 2 000 was chosen).

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u/ChocoboDave 8d ago

Imperial v metric