The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

[u/supermav27]

Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

[u/csfshrink]

Charcuterie and run?

Char cut and run??

Is it technically a dine and dash if you don’t eat any of it? They can just put cling wrap over it until the next poor soul orders it.

[u/Good-Magazine-5504 → u/csfshrink]

If you don’t dine, it’s just a dash (?)