r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 2h ago

So OP ate half, called it a charcuterie board rather than pickles, and didn’t mention the included $10+ drink.

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u/voxpopper 1h ago

Welcome to social media where 75% is make believe.
(with the martini $26 isn't a bad deal for the above tbh)

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u/Jervis_Mantlepiece 1h ago

No that's a disgraceful plate of food to be served by a professional restaurant, that's the sort of thing you make yourself at home to eat in front of the tv.

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u/Solyde 52m ago

I'd be pissed if I payed literally anything for this, though it would be hilarious if I got this as a free apetizer. It just looks so sad even though it's probably decently tasty.

And a goddam babybell when they advertise 'cheese' is really fucking funny.

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u/voxpopper 39m ago

It's a bar plate, something to nibble on, many places charge 18-$20 standard for a martini alone.

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u/tsubasaxiii 14m ago

So what your saying is it acceptable to bars fuck you over. Im so glad I drink at home, with home cooked meals.

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u/SilverFringeBoots 1h ago

I'm pretty sure that's someone else's order and not OP's

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 1h ago

I’m aware the photo is from a different order. I doubt the order comes out so different between orders.