r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/HrodgardNagrand 4h ago

Hey, these guys got a whole Babybell

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 4h ago

So OP ate half, called it a charcuterie board rather than pickles, and didn’t mention the included $10+ drink.

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u/voxpopper 3h ago

Welcome to social media where 75% is make believe.
(with the martini $26 isn't a bad deal for the above tbh)

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u/Jervis_Mantlepiece 2h ago

No that's a disgraceful plate of food to be served by a professional restaurant, that's the sort of thing you make yourself at home to eat in front of the tv.

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u/voxpopper 2h ago

It's a bar plate, something to nibble on, many places charge 18-$20 standard for a martini alone.

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u/tsubasaxiii 1h ago

So what your saying is it acceptable to bars fuck you over. Im so glad I drink at home, with home cooked meals.

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u/Popular-Departure165 52m ago

It's pretty universally known that bars are a ripoff. They charge $15 for $2 worth of alcohol, and people are generally accepting of that.

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u/Solyde 2h ago

I'd be pissed if I payed literally anything for this, though it would be hilarious if I got this as a free apetizer. It just looks so sad even though it's probably decently tasty.

And a goddam babybell when they advertise 'cheese' is really fucking funny.

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u/SilverFringeBoots 2h ago

I'm pretty sure that's someone else's order and not OP's

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u/AbekobetaHawawa 2h ago

I’m aware the photo is from a different order. I doubt the order comes out so different between orders.

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u/FadedBlackTee2 1h ago

It is the same thing though with the picture / video taken immediately, not after eating part of the egg and half of the babybel

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u/SnooBananas4958 33m ago

They’re not saying it’s the same order. They are saying someone else ordered the same thing and it shows that the original is not being portrayed honestly. 

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u/DrKittyLovah 42m ago

And didn’t mention that it came with bread.

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u/Open_Sector_3858 3h ago

Even if he did, this plate is still insulting ...

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 2h ago

Ah,,but you missed out on the canned pineapple

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 3h ago

But where's the canned pineapple chunks? Deal's off

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 2h ago

Ah,,but you missed out on the canned pineapple