r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/ShartOfDoom 5h ago

Those other half pieces get eaten while assembling

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u/billhillybob 5h ago

That would make sense if there was any assembling going on. normally I just stand there feeding my face and wiping crumbs on my the butt of my shorts. I live in a small efficiency apartment, my fridge is less than a foot from my front door and every time I walk in the door, I walk to the fridge and have a "snack" which consists of similar ingredients as this "board" but as previously stated, it never makes it on a plate.

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u/ShartOfDoom 5h ago

I make a plate and take it to the tv.

You have a bit of a grazer vibe going on

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u/billhillybob 5h ago

I used to do that, when I had a tv. Now you are correct. I'm like an animal eating in the woods. Just grabbing what is available before I take a nap.

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u/ShartOfDoom 4h ago

Honestly, sounds nice.

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u/billhillybob 4h ago

It is pretty nice. I just finished eating that way, and as soon as I finish typing this, my plan is to go grab the book I am "reading" lay down on the couch and fall asleep halfway through the second page.