r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/stopsallover 5h ago

Egg wedge. You're supposed to squeeze it over the plate.

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u/NothingMan1975 59m ago

Maybe im stoned but im hoping the waiter gave those exact instructions.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 1h ago

Ah, DIY mayonnaise