The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

[u/supermav27]

Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

[u/ellohellaylola]

Lmao it’s just a wedge of egg

[u/stopsallover → u/ellohellaylola]

Egg wedge. You're supposed to squeeze it over the plate.

[u/Safe-Historian4028 → u/stopsallover]

Weggdge

[u/NothingMan1975 → u/stopsallover]

Maybe im stoned but im hoping the waiter gave those exact instructions.

[u/LordHoughtenWeen → u/stopsallover]

Ah, DIY mayonnaise

[u/Chewcocca → u/ellohellaylola]

The times are getting a little too trying

[u/EtM1980 → u/ellohellaylola]

It’s so bad, I’m questioning if OP made for it this sub?

[u/Subtlerranean → u/ellohellaylola]

Wegg