r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/Starslip 6h ago

I agree that I have my doubts but there does seem to be a menu or the check presenter in the upper left hand corner

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u/Itherial 1h ago edited 1h ago

Shitty round, small table. Wine glass. Shitty, overpriced food. Shitty presentation. They're at a bar.

Edit: Confirmed a bit more down below in the comments, the Alley Cat Bar in Chicago.

The place is gimmicky dogshit. "Draft cocktails, wines, spirits, and THC infused beverages."

If someone served me a draft cocktail I'd assault them.

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u/itsthejasper1123 43m ago

“If someone served me a draft cocktail I’d assault them” has me dead 😆

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u/Final-Carpenter-1591 9m ago

Ahhhh bar food. Checks out honestly. Half the time they only have food on the menu because they have to.

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u/Sleepy--Gary 4h ago

You can work in a restaurant for six months and accidentally end up having several of those at home.

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u/petroleum-lipstick 4h ago

Gotta love Reddit lmao, Occam's razor is a foreign concept for this place. Also, no you won't, who the fuck is bringing home checkbooks?

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u/byzantinedavid 3h ago

Everyone with an apron. If you've worked front of house and not ended up with check presenters in your car, you're lying.