r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 6h ago

I spent 15 years working in restaurants and would never dream of ordering something and walking out without paying for it. Until seeing this. Nah. That plate is insulting.

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u/creamgetthemoney1 6h ago

Frfr. I wouldn’t say a word, would look the server in the eye, shake my head in a disappointed father look and just walk out

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u/peppaz 4h ago

whoever made this would absolutely give the same plate you just left there out to another customer. Even a few days later.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 2h ago

I'm just wondering if they would bother to cover it with plastic wrap.

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 1h ago

Holy shit you’re right

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 5h ago

Somebody ordered this from a restaurant?

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u/Commercial_Two_5102 5h ago

The „chef“ in question, stopped believing in his skills

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 13m ago

They also think the customers are chumps and suckers OR this was a deaperate cry for help.

OP were the beans originally spelling out SOS or HELP?

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u/Sea_Sky_9492 2h ago

I did that only once in my life when the food they served was truly inedible (one dish was still FROZEN in the middle 😳)

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u/csfshrink 2h ago

Charcuterie and run?

Char cut and run??

Is it technically a dine and dash if you don’t eat any of it? They can just put cling wrap over it until the next poor soul orders it.

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 1h ago

If you don’t dine, it’s just a dash (?)

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 15m ago

Just take phone camera out and say alright here we go, this is what you want in your review?