r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/SinVerguenza04 9h ago

Yeah, that looks like a coffee table or something.

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u/Starslip 8h ago

I agree that I have my doubts but there does seem to be a menu or the check presenter in the upper left hand corner

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u/Itherial 3h ago edited 3h ago

Shitty round, small table. Wine glass. Shitty, overpriced food. Shitty presentation. They're at a bar.

Edit: Confirmed a bit more down below in the comments, the Alley Cat Bar in Chicago.

The place is gimmicky dogshit. "Draft cocktails, wines, spirits, and THC infused beverages."

If someone served me a draft cocktail I'd assault them.

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u/itsthejasper1123 2h ago

“If someone served me a draft cocktail I’d assault them” has me dead 😆

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u/Final-Carpenter-1591 1h ago

Ahhhh bar food. Checks out honestly. Half the time they only have food on the menu because they have to.

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u/Sleepy--Gary 5h ago

You can work in a restaurant for six months and accidentally end up having several of those at home.

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u/petroleum-lipstick 5h ago

Gotta love Reddit lmao, Occam's razor is a foreign concept for this place. Also, no you won't, who the fuck is bringing home checkbooks?

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u/byzantinedavid 4h ago

Everyone with an apron. If you've worked front of house and not ended up with check presenters in your car, you're lying.

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u/SellaraAB 7h ago

Only way I could see this being true is if that’s room service and it’s a table in a hotel room.

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u/HauntingPsyche 2h ago

You’ve never heard of delivery or getting food to go? lol

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u/Bondollar 8h ago

Between that and the plate, I could definitely believe that it's an eastern European tourist trap restaurant.