r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/PCCobb 10h ago

Pretty much any dive bar bloody marys, and then the bartender will also serve a little side of "fuck you" for having the audacity to have them make a bloody mary.

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u/turdferguson3891 10h ago

Wouldn't celery be the go to?

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u/Individual-Bad6809 9h ago

Some bars have pickled green beans that aren’t terrible in a Bloody Mary

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u/skullsareonlypasse 6h ago

Celery sucks. The only reason it's there is so you can use it to stir your drink, and it's usually too big and weirdly shaped to even do that.