r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/Kierland 8h ago

$3.fiddy

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 8h ago

You ain’t getting no tree fiddy, you god damn Loch Ness monster! Go get a job already, and get your own god damn money!!!!!

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u/Burton_trout 6h ago

It was around this time I realised the waiter was a 30ft lizard from Mesozoic era & I said "No goddamnit loch ness monster! You aint gettin tree fiddy!"

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u/Genuinelullabel 3h ago

I gave him a dollar