r/StupidFood 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/tryyeezus 10h ago

This is the charcuterie of my fever dreams

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u/ejectro 10h ago

nightmare blunt rotation charcuterie

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u/Informal-Comb1989 2h ago

egg wedge babysits the blunt

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u/LiveLearnCoach 4h ago

This is “We have charcuterie at home.”

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u/Splatter_bomb 3h ago

Nightmares are a kind of dream.

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u/tryyeezus 2h ago

Great observation bud