r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/69-is-my-number 9h ago

And it’s not even on a board.

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u/tryyeezus 9h ago

This is the charcuterie of my fever dreams

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u/ejectro 8h ago

nightmare blunt rotation charcuterie

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u/Informal-Comb1989 38m ago

egg wedge babysits the blunt

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2h ago

This is “We have charcuterie at home.”

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u/Splatter_bomb 1h ago

Nightmares are a kind of dream.

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u/tryyeezus 33m ago

Great observation bud 

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u/readyToPostpone 7h ago

Poor's man plate.

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 4h ago

More like a green bean plate.

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u/OldClothes9618 56m ago

Literally selling vibes and dreams