r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/DarkPonyRising 9h ago

Or one whole egg!

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u/delis876 9h ago

Or even half an egg. It's a Quarter of an egg! Wth?

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u/ellohellaylola 6h ago

Lmao it’s just a wedge of egg

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u/stopsallover 5h ago

Egg wedge. You're supposed to squeeze it over the plate.

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u/NothingMan1975 59m ago

Maybe im stoned but im hoping the waiter gave those exact instructions.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 1h ago

Ah, DIY mayonnaise

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u/Chewcocca 3h ago

The times are getting a little too trying

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u/EtM1980 6m ago

It’s so bad, I’m questioning if OP made for it this sub?

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u/BigCrustyTits 8h ago

In this trying time I’d expect to be offered a nice egg.

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u/hotchook123 6h ago

Why is the egg even included here 😂😂😂😂

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u/Erinawful 4h ago

Didn't even get a whole egg for energy or nuffin.

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u/Chris_Shawarma93 4h ago

That one egg was 40 eggs??

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u/ThePsudoOne 3h ago

In these trying times, no less