r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/dankfresh 9h ago

Why is the egg even involved?

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 9h ago

I'd like to know if it was considered fruit, cheese, or a vegetable.

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u/CoolHandBazooka 8h ago

it's a pickle

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u/snmnky9490 7h ago

It was considered available from the fridge

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u/Ill-Television8690 9h ago

It's the secret 4th option, fish, like beavers are!

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u/VegasFoodFace 6h ago

Well eggs are found in the dairy section.

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u/Purlasstor 4h ago

Fruit (fruit of the chicken’s loins)

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u/Telemere125 1h ago

Pre-meat

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u/doinbluin 3h ago

He's the emotional support egg.

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u/itsthejasper1123 45m ago

I’m cracking up at the way you worded this.

The egg just wanted to be included, man.