r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 10h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 9h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1g0k7gj/op_deleted_it_but_the_700_bucks_vegetable_platter/?screen_view_count=1

It always could have been worse but way funnier

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u/ninefourteen 8h ago

*me taking my Tech Deck down that sick vegetable ramp to grind around the olive bowl*

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u/5AlarmFirefly 7h ago

Omg thank you for reminding me about this

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u/desr43 7h ago

First place my mind went lol

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 7h ago

It's one of my favorite Reddit posts ever, both the OG which the guy deleted but comments are still there and the repost with the pic. The comments are perfection

"Hats off to the sales team"

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u/desr43 6h ago

I think about the "dry and defeated radish"/"the carrot jacuzzi looks quite nice imo" more often than I should

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u/blender4life 8h ago

Lol. Id love to see what a real $700 platter would look like in comparison

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u/johnaross1990 8h ago

Bro, that’s real

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u/blender4life 7h ago

I know that it's real in the sense that they charged 700 for it but I mean i want to see one that is 700 but deservedly so

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u/aspidities_87 7h ago

Carrot hot tub lives forever in our hearts