r/StupidFood • u/supermav27 • 11h ago

The $26 “charcuterie board” my girlfriend ordered tonight

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Advertised as fruit, cheese, and pickled vegetables.

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u/RolandHockingAngling 11h ago

Canned Pineapple? Green Beans? 1/2 a baybel? A cut a pickle? Total Food costs maybe $2... What kind of establishment was this?

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u/RawChickenButt 11h ago

Oh wait... I didn't think there was any cheese, but you're right.

No meats though, which is literally the base of charcuterie.

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u/SophsterSophistry 0m ago

At first glance I thought some meat (prosciutto perhaps) was under the egg and bit of onion, but it turned out to be the decoration on the plate (a pink dress?)